The Scientific Quarterly

BABY STUDIES BIO

By Greg Crowther

Baby studies bio, and I study biochem.
Baby studies bio, and I study biochem.
She likes her bio buddies,
But they don’t like me and I don’t like them.

Baby studies organs, but I like to grind them up.
I said Baby studies organs, but I like to grind them up.
One gram of pure enzyme
Is all I need to fill my cup.

What’s the matter, Baby? Why you been in lab so long?
I said what’s the matter, Baby? Why you been in lab so long?
You shouldn’t waste your time
Recording redwing blackbird songs.

Baby studies bio, and I study biochem.
Baby studies bio, and I study biochem.
She likes her bio buddies,
But they don’t like me and I don’t like them.

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Greg Crowther is a biologist who studies the control of cellular metabolism in alcohol-consuming bacteria. He is the curator of MASSIVE (www.science-groove.org/MASSIVE/), the world's largest searchable online database of science and math songs.

 

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