For members who can utter the phrase “It’s not rocket science” with authority. (DG)

In which friends agree that the recipient spends so much time on a telescope, that he/she even kind of looks like a telescope.

In which the recipient has had time on a space telescope to view celestial objects. (SS)

In which the recipient has had time on a professional telescope to view celestial objects. (SS)

In which the recipient has used a telescope to view celestial objects. (SS)