UNFORTUNATE CHAIN OF EVENTS LEADING UP TO PLUTO’S LOSS OF PLANETHOOD
Pluto loses car keys
Pluto steps in dog crap
Pluto’s July horoscope warns of “personal challenges ahead”
Pluto’s rent check bounces
Pluto’s Mustang suffers blown head gasket
Pluto constantly late to work
Pluto’s girlfriend of three years leaves Pluto
Pluto charged with solicitation of a prostitute
Pluto becomes increasingly depressed
Pluto seeks answers in a bottle of Wild Turkey
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