EUPHEMISMS THAT ALSO SOUND LIKE STRANGE TISSUE ENGINEERING PROJECTS.

Banjo On My Knee
Bleeding Heart
Foot In Mouth
Dick Head
Shit for Brains
Get this Monkey off my Back
He’s a Leg Man
Space Between The Ears
Baby Snacks
White Meat Only
Biggest Asshole

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(REPRINTED FROM ISSUE ONE, MAY 9th, 2005)