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April 1, 2013, THE ABRAMS’ STORMTROOPER AXIOM by David Ng

February 18, 2013, PRELIMINARY DATA FROM THE UNICORN GENOME: THE FIRST POSSIBLE INDICATION IN HISTORY OF MAMMALIAN EVOLUTION OF HYBRIDIZATION ACROSS ORDERS by Anna Bazzicalupo

August 3, 2012, NIPPING IT AT THE BOOB: THE GATEWAY PROPERTIES OF MOTHER’S MILK by Martin A. Andresen

March 22, 2012, ONE MUST PUBLISH by Kevin Heinrich

December 20, 2011, IT’S A DEBATABLE CHRISTMAS by Vince LiCata

December 12, 2011, SANTA BREAKS SILENCE TO DISPUTE RIDICULOUS CLAIMS BY SCIENTISTS THAT HE DOESN’T EXIST by Murray Brozinsky

October 2, 2011, THE DIGESTIVE SYSTEM AS TAUGHT BY A PLUMBER by David Crawford

August 1, 2011, POLIO: A VIRUS’ STRUGGLE by James Weldon

July 29, 2011, PHOTO OF A NICE SET OF BOOBIES WE SAW AT THE MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY by Christopher Monks

July 27, 2011, THE BESTEST, MOST KICK ASS, HUMAN GENOME PROJECT by David Ng

July 25, 2011, HOW I GOT OUT OF WRITING AN ESSAY ON H.G. WELL’S THE TIME MACHINE. by Justin Kahn

July 18, 2011, A DIALOGUE WITH SARAH, AGED 3: IN WHICH IT IS SHOWN THAT IF YOUR DAD IS A CHEMISTRY PROFESSOR, ASKING “WHY” CAN BE DANGEROUS by Stephen McNeil

July 15, 2011, TRASH TALKIN’ AT THE AQUARIUM by Christopher Monks

July 13, 2011, AFRICAN LION FAMILY OBJECTS TO THEIR PORTRAYAL IN RECENT DISCOVERY CHANNEL DOCUMENTARY by Steve Caldes

July 11, 2011, MY MASSIVE ROBOTIC NASA ARM by Gene Morgan

July 8, 2011, A BRIEF HISTORY OF MY ON-GOING LOVE AFFAIR WITH SCIENCE by Patrick Francis

July 8, 2011, BUTTERFLY by Chris Ware

March 31, 2011, FACT OR FICTION: TARDIGRADES by Charlie Nadler

January 26, 2011, WHY ARE WE HERE? A PERSPECTIVE BASED ON INTELLIGENT DESIGN AND GAIA THEORY by Sifford Pearre

January 19, 2011, QUANTUM GASTRONOMY by Roxanne Drew Palmer

January 17, 2011, SLICK CITY: THE PITCH by David Ng

December 20, 2010, EPISODE 5.5: A JEDI WINTER SESSION by Vince LiCata

December 13, 2010, SCIENCE’S BEST JOKESTERS by Julia McCloy

October 14, 2010, WHAT NAGOYA COP10 ISN’T by David Ng

September 6, 2010, THE MISSING LINK BETWEEN ROCK AND PET ROCK by Gregory Mazurek

July 26, 2010, IF ONLY MORE PEOPLE WERE LIKE THE CHOWDHURY’S by Wyatt Galusky

July 19, 2010, LESSER KNOWN LAWS OF PHYSICS AND MATHEMATICS by Ryan McDermott

July 5, 2010, TYRANNOSAURUS REX JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED by Daniel Friedman

June 23, 2010, HIRING SEVEN NEW FACULTY! by The Science Creative Quarterly

June 10, 2010, DEEP THOUGHTS OF A ROBOT 2 by Deep Thoughts Robot

May 31, 2010, DEEP THOUGHTS OF A ROBOT 1 by Deep Thoughts Robot

May 25, 2010, GRAD WARS by Daven Tai

May 17, 2010, INTRODUCING THE SCIENCE SCOUT BADGES FREE MARKET ECONOMY! by The Science Creative Quarterly

May 4, 2010, WHEN ROBOTS RISE UP AGAINST US, DO YOU KNOW WHOSE SIDE YOU’LL BE ON? by Kyle Davis

April 26, 2010, AFTER COPENHAGEN: I FEAR CORRESPONDENCE OF THIS SORT WAS SENT. by David Ng

April 22, 2010, MY EARTH DAY RESOLUTIONS by Vince LiCata

April 13, 2010, POSSIBLE REASONS I WOKE UP TO FIND I HAD NO LEGS THIS MORNING by Scott Rothman

March 30, 2010, ABHORRENT TO NATURE: NOTABLE SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENTS AND THEIR CONSEQUENCES by Tyler Stoddard Smith

March 18, 2010, PROFESSOR J. BLUCHER AND THE PROBLEM OF THE CLASSROOM by Michael L. Ferro

March 11, 2010, THE PHYSICAL LAWS (OF THE UNIVERSE) ON TWITTER by The Science Creative Quarterly

February 22, 2010, MY DINNER WITH MIKHAIL BAKHTIN by Tyson Bottenus

January 25, 2010, HOW MANY SPECIES ARE THERE ON EARTH? A FINAL, DEFINITIVE, AND PRECISE ANSWER by Jeff A. Lockwood

January 1, 2010, INTERESTING AND SOMEWHAT RANDOM ASSORTMENT OF ORGANISMS OR INAPPROPRIATE ANIMAL NAME FOR BROWNIE GIRL GUIDE LEADERS by David Ng

December 17, 2009, HOW THE PINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS! by Vince LiCata

December 8, 2009, EVOLUTIONARY DEAD ENDS: PLANT SPECIES by George Motisher

November 20, 2009, FREDDY MIND AND YOICHIRO NAMBU: TOGETHER AGAIN by Mike Sacks

November 17, 2009, A DAILY LOG OF CONCERNS BY A MEMBER OF THE UNION OF CONCERNED SCIENTISTS by David Grimes

November 5, 2009, “V=IR” WEEKEND (WHERE “I” IS IN AMPERES) by Maureen Miller

October 30, 2009, 10 QUESTIONS FOR THE CLONE WHO STOLE MY LIFE by Ralph Gamelli

September 29, 2009, EVOLUTIONARY DEAD ENDS by George Motisher

September 8, 2009, IMAGINED TALKS WE’D BE CURIOUS TO SEE (A VIDEO) by Terry

August 31, 2009, HOW I GOT OUT OF WRITING AN ESSAY ON H.G. WELL’S THE TIME MACHINE. by Justin Kahn

August 28, 2009, DEATH FROM ABOVE: THE TORINO SCALE AND YOU by Mike Richardson-Bryan

August 27, 2009, DALE PECK REVIEWS EINSTEIN’S LATEST by Benjamin Cohen

August 26, 2009, UNFORTUNATE CHAIN OF EVENTS LEADING UP TO PLUTO’S LOSS OF PLANETHOOD by Eric Feezell

August 25, 2009, MY MASSIVE ROBOTIC NASA ARM by Gene Morgan

August 3, 2009, 10 QUESTIONS I HAVE FOR SCIENCE by Ralph Gamelli

July 30, 2009, HOW TO BREW BEER IN A COFFEE MAKER, USING ONLY MATERIALS COMMONLY FOUND ON A MODESTLY SIZED OCEANOGRAPHIC RESEARCH VESSEL by Andrew Thaler

July 20, 2009, MY TEAM FOR THE RETURN TO THE MOON by Vince LiCata

June 19, 2009, REVIEW OF EZRA POUND’S “ON BIOCHEMISTRY” TEXTBOOK, 6TH EDITION by Vince LiCata

June 17, 2009, THE UNSENT FINAL COMMUNICATION FROM THE DESK OF ALBERT EINSTEIN by Kyle Davis

June 1, 2009, GENESIS OF EVOLUTION by Matt McKenna

May 29, 2009, PARENTS AS A NARCOTIC by Russell Bradbury-Carlin

May 27, 2009, JOKES WITHOUT PUNCHLINES TAKEN FROM A CELLULAR BIOLOGY LABORATORY by Tom Miller

May 25, 2009, WHAT’S NEW IN SCANTRON TECHNOLOGIES by Justin Kahn

May 20, 2009, SHAFTED AGAIN BY NOBEL by Christopher Monks

May 6, 2009, MOTHER GOOSE AND THE SCIENTIFIC PEER REVIEW PROCESS. by David Ng

May 4, 2009, TO TEACH THE CALCULUS, A PLAY by Vince LiCata

April 9, 2009, SUGAR AND DEMONS: A SCIENTIST’S FIELD NOTES by Russell Bradbury-Carlin

April 8, 2009, POLIO: A VIRUS’ STRUGGLE by James Weldon

April 2, 2009, DARWIN: BEWARE OF JUMPING THE SHARK by David Ng

March 27, 2009, PHOTO OF A NICE SET OF BOOBIES WE SAW AT THE MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY by Christopher Monks

March 26, 2009, THE BESTEST, MOST KICK ASS, HUMAN GENOME PROJECT by David Ng

March 24, 2009, 5 HOT SCIENCE-Y GUYS by Melissa Bell

March 13, 2009, HOW I GOT OUT OF WRITING AN ESSAY ON H.G. WELL’S THE TIME MACHINE. by Justin Kahn

March 9, 2009, TRASH TALKIN’ AT THE AQUARIUM by Christopher Monks

March 2, 2009, LEAKED DEPARTMENT OF INTERIOR MEMO THAT REMOVES AMERICAN SCIENTIST FROM ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST by Peter Waldron

February 25, 2009, STEM CELL RESEARCH (AS IMAGINED BY ITS OPPONENTS) by Jason Silverstein

February 20, 2009, A MISPLACED CHAPTER FROM THE BOOK OF GENESIS by Vince LiCata

February 18, 2009, DESCENT OF DOG by Murray Brozinsky

February 16, 2009, OPEN LETTER TO THE KANSAS SCHOOL BOARD. by Bobby Henderson

February 12, 2009, THE HMS BEAGLE PROJECT – A SCIENCE CREATIVE QUARTERLY PIN UP (NO. 3) by Peter McGrath and Diana Sudyka

February 10, 2009, IT’S A LUCKY THING FOR EVOLUTIONARY BIOLOGY THAT THE FOLLOWING PASSAGES AREN’T IN THE BIBLE by David Ng

February 9, 2009, LIMERICKS OF EVOLUTION by Vince LiCata

January 29, 2009, PRE-MED STUDENT ACCIDENTALLY CURES CANCER by Jason Silverstein

January 28, 2009, THE CHIMERA FILES: WHEN DOGGIE MET KITTY (PUN HEAVY VERSION) by Matt Sullivan

January 16, 2009, PHRASES WHICH SOUND PLEASANT ENOUGH BUT ARE ACTUALLY KIND OF SCARY by Darcy Wright

December 10, 2008, RESEARCH MANUSCRIPT: SCIENTISTS WILL GEEK OUT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES by Ian Wilson, Jennifer M. Campbell, Raj Chari, Kelsie Thu, Chad Malloff, Ariane Williams, Timon Buys

November 14, 2008, STOP ANIMAL VIOLENCE NOW! by Matt Sullivan

November 4, 2008, AN ARACHNOLOGICAL GUIDE TO THE SPIDERS FROM MARS by Marco Kaye

October 24, 2008, NOTHING TO CROW ABOUT by Christopher Monks

October 22, 2008, EVALUATION OF BOUYANT, DRAG AND STAR WARS FORCES ON ENT DERIVED ENGINEERED DEBRIS JAMS by Marty Melchior

October 16, 2008, AN INTELLIGENT DESIGNER ON THE COW by David Ng

October 9, 2008, SHAFTED AGAIN BY NOBEL by Christopher Monks

October 7, 2008, A SCIENTIST’S GUIDE TO VOTING IN THE CANADIAN FEDERAL ELECTION (IN FLOWCHART FORM) – A SCIENCE CREATIVE QUARTERLY PIN UP (NO. 4) by David Ng

October 3, 2008, SOME GRANT PROPOSALS FOR NEW SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH by Flip Jaeger

September 26, 2008, ANGRY WORDS FROM A GNOME WHO TO THIS DAY CONTINUES TO THINK THE HUMAN GENOME PROJECT WAS ACTUALLY THE HUMAN GNOME PROJECT by David Ng

September 25, 2008, SOME NEW THINGS YOU CAN POTENTIALLY DO ON MARS NOW THAT WE KNOW ABOUT THE WATER SITUATION by Briana White

September 19, 2008, HUMAN GENE COMMONLY ASSOCIATED WITH CANCER OR DROID FROM STAR WARS? by David Ng

September 18, 2008, THE GENE DJINNI by Mike Grace

September 17, 2008, SUPER-BRANDING HITS MOLECULAR BIOLOGY by Vince LiCata

September 12, 2008, ASTRO I REFERENCE NOTES by Alex Rogers

September 8, 2008, WHAT KIND OF ENGINEER IS GOD? (A NEW SPIN OF AN OLD JOKE) by Ryan Somma

September 5, 2008, SCIENCE IS GOING TO KILL US ALL by Patrick Francis

September 3, 2008, LIKELY AND UNLIKELY THINGS THAT SIR ISAAC NEWTON STOOD ON DURING HIS LIFETIME. by David Ng

August 31, 2008, THINGS TO AVOID WHEN SPEAKING PUBLICLY (VIDEO VERSION) by The Science Creative Quarterly

July 28, 2008, THINGS TO AVOID AT ALL COST WHEN SPEAKING PUBLICLY by The World's Fair

July 1, 2008, EXPLAINING OUR WORLD: SCIENCE VS. CREATIONISM by Ryan Somma

June 5, 2008, HELA VS JLO: THE FINAL SHOWDOWN by Timon Buys and Ian Wilson

June 2, 2008, A LIST OF PROMISING SALES SLOGANS THAT THE TOY MANUFACTERER, MATTEL, COULD POTENTIALLY USE IF THEY EVER DECIDE TO MASS-PRODUCE AND MARKET A “STEM CELL BARBIE.” by David Ng

May 28, 2008, GEOL 1000: SUBDUCTION CAUSES OROGENY by Jeremy Gorman

May 27, 2008, BISPHENOL-A: THE ONE-ACT PLAY by Benjamin Cohen

May 14, 2008, A REVIEW OF “MOLECULAR REGULATION OF 23A2 SKELETAL MYOBLAST DIFFERENTIATION AND APOPTOSIS” BY DR. MARGOT FREER by Justin Kahn

May 5, 2008, HAYPENNY EMAIL SUBMISSIONS GUIDE by the now defunct editors of Haypenny.com

April 22, 2008, A PROCRASTINATOR’S GUIDE TO THE UNIVERSE (OR IN DEFENSE OF DELAYING THE INEVITABLE) by Anna Meredith

April 18, 2008, THE HMS BEAGLE PROJECT – A SCIENCE CREATIVE QUARTERLY PIN UP (NO. 3) by Peter McGrath and Diana Sudyka

April 4, 2008, A NON-COMPREHENSIVE LIST OF 10 WAYS PHYSICAL CHEMISTS MAKE YOUR LIFE MORE COMPLICATED by Vince LiCata

April 1, 2008, DETECTION OF LARGE WOODY DEBRIS ACCUMULATIONS IN OLD-GROWTH FORESTS USING SONIC WAVE COLLECTION by Marty Melchior

March 28, 2008, HAL MOURNS DAD by David Martin

March 27, 2008, PUBLIC TELEVISION PRESENTS, “NATUREWORLD: SEEKING THE ORIGINS OF THE ENVIRONMENTALIST.” by George Motisher

March 25, 2008, THE SCIENCE CHANNEL’S NEW PRIMETIME LINEUP by Zach Oberman

March 17, 2008, DEAR DR. EVIL by Mike Richardson-Bryan

March 12, 2008, BILL HICK, SCIENCE PRICK CRUSHES CONTEST ENTRANTS WITH WICKED IMPUNITY by Eric Feezell

March 4, 2008, LETTER OF REJECTION TO DR. PHIL by David Ng

February 11, 2008, TO EAT CHEEZIES OR NOT TO (A CHEEZIE COMBUSTION PAPER) by Becky Bravi

February 6, 2008, TRAGEDY OF THE COMMONS EXPLAINED WITH SMURFS by Ryan Somma

January 28, 2008, HUMAN ANATOMY TERMS THAT SOUND LIKE THINGS YOU WOULD GO SEE ON A VACATION by Samuel Arbesman

January 24, 2008, CARTOON EPISODES ABOUT SCIENCE by David Ng

January 18, 2008, GLACIER RESTORATION PROJECT CREEPS FORWARD by Geoff I. Shay, IV.

January 11, 2008, SCIENCE VS. SUPERSTITION: ROUND TWO by Ralph Gamelli

December 21, 2007, IS THERE A SANTA? by Paul Clarkson

December 20, 2007, MIRACLE ON THE 34TH REPLICATE by Vince LiCata

December 13, 2007, SCIENCE FICTION VS FANTASY: AN OPINIONATED GUIDE by Ryan Somma

December 5, 2007, VH1 PRESENTS “I LOVE THE 90S, MOLECULAR BIOLOGY EDITION” by Stephen McNeil

November 30, 2007, ADVICE ON HOW TO BABYPROOF YOUR MOLECULAR GENETICS LABORATORY by David Ng

November 27, 2007, SCIENCE VS. SUPERSTITION by Ralph Gamelli

November 23, 2007, A COLLECTION OF WORTHY SCIENTIFIC EPONYMS (ARRANGED ALPHABETICALLY) by you (the reader)

November 19, 2007, NEURAL THEORY OF FEAR OF COMMITMENT – AN ABSTRACT by Psyche Loui

November 13, 2007, OTHER POSSIBLE CAUSES OF GLOBAL WARMING: A LITERATURE REVIEW by Vince LiCata

November 8, 2007, A UNIVERSITY JOB POSTING (OR BECOMING A PROFESSOR IS HARD THESE DAYS) by David Ng

November 5, 2007, HOW TO GET YOUR OWN SCIENTIFIC EPONYM, AND, INTRODUCING THE ARBESMAN LIMIT by Samuel Arbesman

October 18, 2007, SCIENCE ADMITS IT MADE INTEGRATION UP by Luke McKinney

October 17, 2007, LEICESTER SCHOOL OF DESIGN CONSIDERS NAME CHANGE by Wyatt Galusky

October 12, 2007, MEMORANDUM FROM THE INTELLIGENT DESIGN BIOTECH CORPORATION by Benjamin Cohen and David Ng

October 4, 2007, WAVE-PARTICLE DUALITY: OBSERVED PHENOMENA IN ⁱSCIURUS CAROLINENESIS by Jen Matteis

October 4, 2007, WAVE-PARTICLE DUALITY: OBSERVED PHENOMENA IN iSCIURUS CAROLINENESIS by

September 28, 2007, SO YOU WANT TO BE A MARINE BIOLOGIST? by Milton Love

September 20, 2007, METRICS: THE RICHTER SCALE by Timon Buys and Ian Wilson

September 12, 2007, AN ANGRY RANT ON THE SUBJECT OF SUPERSTRING THEORY by Luke McKinney

September 5, 2007, THE REASON IS MATH: BUSH EDIT by David Ng

May 28, 2007, DR SCIENCE AND ME by Vince LiCata

May 24, 2007, METRICS: THE CELCIUS by Timon Buys and Ian Wilson

May 21, 2007, THE MURPHY’S LAW EQUATION by Joel Pel

May 8, 2007, THE ELDERSBY MODEL: A SUCCESSFUL GRAND UNIFICATION THEORY by Matt Parker

May 2, 2007, TEXTBOOK MANUFACTURERS CHANGE FUNDAMENTAL LAWS OF NATURE by Peter Eugster

April 30, 2007, TEN BASIC HEURISTIC PRINCIPLES FOR ACADEMIC TEXT CRAFTING OR HOW TO PUBLISH A PAPER IN A PEER-REVIEWED JOURNAL by Paula Bourges-Waldegg

April 27, 2007, DEATH FROM ABOVE: THE TORINO SCALE AND YOU by Mike Richardson-Bryan

April 26, 2007, ANALYSES OF THE SIX DEGREES OF SEPARATION OF BACONS OTHER THAN KEVIN BACON by David Ng

April 20, 2007, THERE’S A WOLVERINE IN MY SCIENCE by Patrick Francis

April 18, 2007, BLOBAL WARMING by Laurence Hughes

April 5, 2007, PRODUCT MANUAL OF THE FUTURE: THE DEATH RAY by Mike Richardson-Bryan

March 23, 2007, GRIMACE IS A G.M.O. by David Ng

March 9, 2007, ARBORIS GILDIS by Robert Isenberg

March 5, 2007, pH – A SCIENCE CREATIVE QUARTERLY PIN UP (NO. 2) by Timon Buys and Ian Wilson

February 23, 2007, A CHEMISTRY STUDENT’S INNER VOICE GUIDE TO ACID/BASE TITRATION by Cody Cobb

February 22, 2007, BILL HICK, SCIENCE PRICK, SERVES SUCKAS ON THE BLOCK by Eric Feezell and Danny Feezell

February 16, 2007, MALCOLM GLADWELL WRITES THE INTRODUCTION TO A NEW EDITION OF THE HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY by Hugh Powell

February 16, 2007, MALCOLM GLADWELL WRITES THE INTRODUCTION TO A NEW EDITION OF THE HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY by Hugh Powell

February 14, 2007, LOVE IN THE LABORATORY by Charlie Hatton

February 13, 2007, BETWEEN A ROCK AND HARD PLACE by Murray Brozinsky

February 12, 2007, ORDER OF THE SCIENCE SCOUTS OF EXEMPLARY REPUTE AND ABOVE AVERAGE PHYSIQUE by the grace of all that is good about science

February 12, 2007, ORDER OF THE SCIENCE SCOUTS OF EXEMPLARY REPUTE AND ABOVE AVERAGE PHYSIQUE by the grace of all that is good about science

January 29, 2007, MY NEW GRADUATE COURSE OFFERING by Vince LiCata

January 23, 2007, UNFORTUNATE CHAIN OF EVENTS LEADING UP TO PLUTO’S LOSS OF PLANETHOOD by Eric Feezell

January 17, 2007, HOW THE SWISS INVENTED CIVILIZATION by Laurence Hughes

January 12, 2007, IT’S A LUCKY THING FOR EVOLUTIONARY BIOLOGY THAT THE FOLLOWING PASSAGES AREN’T IN THE BIBLE by David Ng

January 9, 2007, OF COURSE PROTEINS TALK TO EACH OTHER by Lena Webb

January 5, 2007, A BRIEF HISTORY OF MY ON-GOING LOVE AFFAIR WITH SCIENCE by Patrick Francis

January 4, 2007, MY MASSIVE ROBOTIC NASA ARM by Gene Morgan

December 31, 2006, A GAME THEORETIC APPROACH TO THE TOILET SEAT PROBLEM by Richard Harter

December 29, 2006, POLIO: A VIRUS’ STRUGGLE by James Weldon

December 28, 2006, A DIALOGUE WITH SARAH, AGED 3: IN WHICH IT IS SHOWN THAT IF YOUR DAD IS A CHEMISTRY PROFESSOR, ASKING “WHY” CAN BE DANGEROUS by Stephen McNeil

December 18, 2006, IS THERE A SANTA? by Paul Clarkson

December 13, 2006, RANT FROM A GLACIER – CONCERNED, BITTER, AND SOMEWHERE NEAR THE NORTH POLE by David Ng

December 11, 2006, DESCENT OF DOG by Murray Brozinsky

December 7, 2006, BILL HICK, SCIENCE PRICK, HOUSES ON FOOLS by Eric Feezell

December 1, 2006, DOLLY REDUX by Laurence Hughes

November 24, 2006, ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE LAB: THE “REVIVARIN” STORY, WITH FIGURES by Vince LiCata

November 20, 2006, HOT SCIENCE-Y GUY OF THE MONTH – JAMES DYSON by Melissa Bell

November 16, 2006, NOW THAT I’M A ROBOT by Ralph Gamelli

November 15, 2006, PRACTICAL COROLLARIES TO HEISENBERG’S UNCERTAINTY PRINCIPLE by Dale Dobson

November 9, 2006, DAVE NG IS BOTH A SCIENTIST AND SOMEONE WHO WRITES NASTY REVIEWS ON BOOKS HE HASN’T ACTUALLY READ by David Ng

November 8, 2006, WHAT’S THE SCOOP? A QUANTITATIVE ANALYSIS OF KELLOGG’S RAISIN BRAN by Gregory J. Crowther, Ph.D. and Elizabeth A. Stahl, J.D.

November 7, 2006, LANGUAGE ACQUISITION AND “POOPIE” by Russell Bradbury-Carlin

October 26, 2006, MORE ASTRONOMICAL DEMOTIONS by Mike Fowler

October 17, 2006, FORMERLY KNOWN AS PLUTO by David Martin

October 2, 2006, DALE PECK REVIEWS EINSTEIN’S LATEST by Benjamin Cohen

September 27, 2006, WINNING PROJECTS FROM THE FELLOWSHIP BAPTIST CREATION SCIENCE FAIR 2001 by Objective: Ministries

September 15, 2006, THE CROCODILE HUNTER BECOMES THE PLANET HUNTER by David Ng

September 12, 2006, AN INTRODUCTION TO OCKHAM’S RAZOR by Justin Kahn

September 6, 2006, HOW THE SCIENTIFIC DEVELOPMENTS ELUCIDATED IN SCIENCE MAGAZINE WILL AFFECT MY LIFE (VOLUME 3) by Patrick Francis

June 12, 2006, A DIALOG ON NUCLEAR WARFARE: CHARLES SHAW, HERMAN KAHN AND ME by Justin Kahn

June 8, 2006, SQUIRREL FISHING INSTRUCTIONS by Annie Tomlin

June 5, 2006, A SIMPLE METHOD FOR RATING POTENTIALLY REVOLUTIONARY CONTRIBUTIONS TO PHYSICS by John Baez

May 31, 2006, PROKARYOTES OF AMERICA UNITE by Stephen McNeil

May 29, 2006, MONKEY VS. SEA MONKEY: WHICH IS RIGHT FOR YOU? by Steven Seighman

May 26, 2006, A CREATIONIST FAQ by Richard Harter

May 24, 2006, THE DEBRIEFING by Robert Isenberg

May 19, 2006, HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO DRESS YOUR MONKEY? by Benjamin Cohen

May 12, 2006, INTRODUCTION TO QUANTUM THERMO-EPISTEMOLOGY by T. J. Nelson

May 11, 2006, A BRIEF HISTORY OF MY ON-GOING LOVE AFFAIR WITH SCIENCE by Patrick Francis

May 9, 2006, INTRODUCING: BABY TALK by Russell Bradbury-Carlin

April 11, 2006, THE SCIENCE CREATIVE QUARTERLY: A ONE YEAR RETROSPECTIVE SURVEY THROUGHOUT THE MULTIVERSE by Justin Kahn

April 9, 2006, DESPARATELY SEEKING A MATE FOR GROVER. by Angela Genusa

April 8, 2006, PAT THE DEAN. by Eric Schulman and Caroline V. Cox

April 5, 2006, HOT SCIENCE-Y GUY OF THE MONTH – NUVIA CRISOL GUERRA by Melissa Bell

April 4, 2006, THE NUDE MOUSE – A SCIENCE CREATIVE QUARTERLY PIN UP (NO. 1) by Benjamin Cohen and David Ng

March 25, 2006, OPEN LETTER TO THE KANSAS SCHOOL BOARD. by Bobby Henderson

March 14, 2006, SELECTED EXAMPLES OF WHAT YOU WILL LEARN AT THE BLACK HOLE HUMOR WORKSHOP by Vince LiCata

March 12, 2006, WHO IS THE GREATEST SCIENTIST OF THEM ALL? by Patrick Francis

March 9, 2006, HIERARCHY OF NEEDS FOR PARENTS by Russell Bradbury-Carlin

March 7, 2006, AN ANTHROPOLOGICAL ANALYSIS CIRCA 3005 by Dale Dobson

February 28, 2006, TWO GUYS WITH CREATIVE FACIAL HAIR DISCUSS THE MERITS OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT’S INVOLVEMENT IN THE TERRI SCHIAVO CASE by Christopher Monks

February 22, 2006, HISTORY’S GREATEST MINDS TACKLE SCIENCE’S GREATEST UNSOLVED MYSTERIES by Patrick Francis

February 12, 2006, AFRICAN LION FAMILY OBJECTS TO THEIR PORTRAYAL IN RECENT DISCOVERY CHANNEL DOCUMENTARY by Steve Caldes

February 10, 2006, DRUGS ARE THE ANSWER by Timon Buys

February 8, 2006, MY MASSIVE ROBOTIC NASA ARM by Gene Morgan

February 6, 2006, WARNINGS ACCOMPANYING YOUR INFLATABLE UNIVERSE. by Justin Kahn

February 2, 2006, HOT SCIENCE-Y GUY OF THE MONTH – JAY INGRAM by Melissa Bell

February 1, 2006, PHOTOSYNTHESIS – PART I: THE LIGHT REACTION (AS TOLD BY GRANNY) by Eric Johnson

January 26, 2006, MY LLAMA COULD BEAT UP YOUR LLAMA by Patrick Francis

January 19, 2006, A MISPLACED CHAPTER FROM THE BOOK OF GENESIS by Vince LiCata

January 15, 2006, WHEN CELEBRITIES, WHO HAVE BEEN CLONED IN THE MOVIES, GET TOGETHER FOR A COFFEE by David Ng

January 14, 2006, THE SECRETS OF PARENTING THAT NO ONE WILL TELL YOU by Russell Bradbury-Carlin

January 12, 2006, THE THAMNOPHOBIA CRISIS by T. J. Nelson

January 8, 2006, THE CRAIGSLIST EUTHANIST THEORY by Brian Sack

January 6, 2006, LIKE, “-OMIC” GOD! by Timon Buys

January 5, 2006, THE ETHICS OF CLONING: A DEBATE BETWEEN ME AND MY TWIN BROTHER by Justin Kahn

January 3, 2006, HAPPY NEW YEAR: OUR SECOND EVALUATION REPORT by The Science Creative Quarterly

December 31, 2005, A GAME THEORETIC APPROACH TO THE TOILET SEAT PROBLEM by Richard Harter

December 27, 2005, EUPHEMISMS THAT ALSO SOUND LIKE STRANGE TISSUE ENGINEERING PROJECTS. by David Ng

December 26, 2005, LEARNING BY PURE OBSERVATION. by David Secko

December 19, 2005, IS THERE A SANTA? by Paul Clarkson

December 18, 2005, A BIO-CHRISTMAS CAROL by Vince LiCata

December 16, 2005, PHYSICS ENVY AMONG BIOLOGISTS: FACT OR FICTION? by T. J. Nelson

December 15, 2005, A MANIFESTO by Patrick Francis

December 11, 2005, AM I EVERYWHERE? by David Ng

December 10, 2005, A CHEMIST RESPONDS TO “A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT.” by Stephen McNeil

December 9, 2005, A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT by Jamie J. Weinman

December 5, 2005, THINGS TO CONSIDER SHOULD YOU HAPPEN UPON YOUR DOPPELGANGER ON THE STREET by Dennis DiClaudio

December 4, 2005, LIMERICKS OF EVOLUTION by Vince LiCata

November 25, 2005, PARENTS AS A NARCOTIC by Russell Bradbury-Carlin

November 20, 2005, JOKES WITHOUT PUNCHLINES TAKEN FROM A CELLULAR BIOLOGY LABORATORY by Tom Miller

November 14, 2005, WHAT’S NEW IN SCANTRON TECHNOLOGIES by Justin Kahn

November 9, 2005, SHAFTED AGAIN BY NOBEL by Christopher Monks

November 3, 2005, MOTHER GOOSE AND THE SCIENTIFIC PEER REVIEW PROCESS. by David Ng

November 2, 2005, TO TEACH THE CALCULUS, A PLAY by Vince LiCata

October 29, 2005, RANK: ANIMAL ILLNESSES by Claire Zulkey

October 26, 2005, SUGAR AND DEMONS: A SCIENTIST’S FIELD NOTES by Russell Bradbury-Carlin

October 24, 2005, POLIO: A VIRUS’ STRUGGLE by James Weldon

October 22, 2005, PHOTO OF A NICE SET OF BOOBIES WE SAW AT THE MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY by Christopher Monks

October 21, 2005, THE BESTEST, MOST KICK ASS, HUMAN GENOME PROJECT by David Ng

October 17, 2005, HOT SCIENCE-Y GUY OF THE MONTH – NIKOLA TESLA by Melissa Bell

October 17, 2005, HOT SCIENCE-Y GUY OF THE MONTH – KAYSAR RIDHA by Melissa Bell

October 17, 2005, 5 HOT SCIENCE-Y GUYS by Melissa Bell

October 13, 2005, HOW I GOT OUT OF WRITING AN ESSAY ON H.G. WELL’S THE TIME MACHINE. by Justin Kahn

October 13, 2005, HOW I GOT OUT OF WRITING AN ESSAY ON H.G. WELL’S THE TIME MACHINE. by Justin Kahn

October 10, 2005, HOW THE SCIENTIFIC DEVELOPMENTS ELUCIDATED IN SCIENCE MAGAZINE WILL AFFECT MY LIFE (VOLUME 2) by Patrick Francis

October 10, 2005, HOW THE SCIENTIFIC DEVELOPMENTS ELUCIDATED IN SCIENCE MAGAZINE WILL AFFECT MY LIFE (VOLUME 2) by Patrick Francis

October 10, 2005, HOW THE SCIENTIFIC DEVELOPMENTS ELUCIDATED IN SCIENCE MAGAZINE WILL AFFECT MY LIFE (VOLUME 1) by Patrick Francis

October 10, 2005, HOW THE SCIENTIFIC DEVELOPMENTS ELUCIDATED IN SCIENCE MAGAZINE WILL AFFECT MY LIFE (VOLUME 1) by Patrick Francis

October 9, 2005, TRASH TALKIN’ AT THE AQUARIUM by Christopher Monks

October 7, 2005, A DIALOGUE WITH SARAH, AGED 3: IN WHICH IT IS SHOWN THAT IF YOUR DAD IS A CHEMISTRY PROFESSOR, ASKING “WHY” CAN BE DANGEROUS by Stephen McNeil

October 4, 2005, BUTTERFLY by Chris Ware