– FROM THE ARCHIVE – THEORY A public job listing for an animal euthanist will go over poorly. SCIENTIFIC STUDY 1:17 PM – The following is posted in the Jobs section of Craigslist: Seeking Experienced Euthanist for Animal Facility New Jersey animal science facility seeks an experienced Euthanist. You should be skilled in euthanizing not only standard test dogs and cats, but also horses, pigs, rabbits, monkeys and various rodentia, some birds. If you do not have this experience we will be willing to provide training to an individual with the right qualifications. This is a full-time job with health…
The Science Creative Quarterly
By briansack
Brian Sack had a subscription to Astronomy Magazine once so he knows the magnitude of several stars. He has written humor for Radar, London daily The Independent, Glamour and McSweeney's. He attended Marine Corps Military Academy one summer and had cow poo flung at him as he crawled under barbed wire. Everyone that knows him is glad he stopped flying planes. He drinks like a racehorse and pees like a fish. He is a voiceover and actor, and performs on stages in New York on streets other than Broadway. He recently appeared as "Paul Reddy" on the John Mayer Heavier Things DualDisc. In his spare time he is raised by his hot wife and cool son. He edits the humor site www.banterist.com.
THE CRAIGSLIST EUTHANIST THEORY
– FROM THE ARCHIVE – THEORY A public job listing for an animal euthanist will go over poorly. SCIENTIFIC STUDY 1:17 PM – The following is posted in the Jobs section of Craigslist: Seeking Experienced Euthanist for Animal Facility New Jersey animal science facility seeks an experienced Euthanist. You should be skilled in euthanizing not only standard test dogs and cats, but also horses, pigs, rabbits, monkeys and various rodentia, some birds. If you do not have this experience we will be willing to provide training to an individual with the right qualifications. This is a full-time job with health…
THE CRAIGSLIST EUTHANIST THEORY
THEORY A public job listing for an animal euthanist will go over poorly. SCIENTIFIC STUDY 1:17 PM – The following is posted in the Jobs section of Craigslist: Seeking Experienced Euthanist for Animal Facility New Jersey animal science facility seeks an experienced Euthanist. You should be skilled in euthanizing not only standard test dogs and cats, but also horses, pigs, rabbits, monkeys and various rodentia, some birds. If you do not have this experience we will be willing to provide training to an individual with the right qualifications. This is a full-time job with health benefits. You should be prepared…