(Evidence for FSM) My Brother-in-Pasta: Let others write of facts and figures to show his existence, for I possess evidence of a much higher order. I have irrefutable proof of a Flying Spaghetti Monster, revealed to me through divine inspiration. For I, once a disbeliever, have experienced His Wonder-Working Power first hand. Having accepted Him as my personal Lord and Provider of Yummy Pasta, my faith rests not on the mere scribbling of mortal men. I tell my story to you, that it may be written down and passed to future generations as concrete proof of His Divine and Miraculous…