From May, 2006

REVIEW OF “YOUR DISGUSTING HEAD”

YOUR DISGUSTING HEAD: THE DARKEST, MOST OFFENSIVE – AND MOIST – SECRETS OF YOUR EARS, MOUTH AND NOSE. By The Haggis-On-Whey World of Unbelievable Brilliance. 64pp. Simon and Schuster $24.50 (Hardcover) In Norway, you say “buse.” As a geneticist, I am a lot more familiar with the concept of snot than one might suspect. And although this may appear to be a sort of an odd soundbite, it can be quickly explained by the simple fact that pure genomic DNA, isolated from any and all variety of nature’s participants, will actually take on the appearance of the stuff you might…

STUDYING GENE FUNCTION: CREATING KNOCKOUT MICE

(August 2004) Construction a knockout mouse For decades researchers have tried to create tools that allowed for precise control over a specific gene in order to study its function. In the early 1980’s a breakthrough technology known as transgenics or gene transfer was developed [1]. This new technology involved the process of pronuclear microinjection, a method involving the injection of genetic material into the nuclei of fertilized eggs (Figure 1). Following injection, DNA would incorporate into the genome of the cell. The transformed fertilized eggs were then injected back into pregnant females and brought to term. A major downfall of…

A MONK’S FLOURISHING GARDEN: THE BASICS OF MOLECULAR BIOLOGY EXPLAINED

(August, 2003) The first inklings of genetic theory can be traced back to a common human experience: the recognition that a child has features similar to those of its parents. This ancient observation is actually one of the cornerstones of genetics and its subsequent offspring, molecular biology. For centuries there was little evidence beyond the anecdotal that transmitted inheritance was a reasonable theory. Though it seemed sensible that a child with the same appearance as its parents likely received these characteristics from them, little evidence supported the notion and instead a good deal of confusion surrounded it. Part of the…

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO DRESS YOUR MONKEY?

Every year, upwards of tens of tens of assistant primatology researchers exchange cutting edge data retrieval techniques, field-based observation protocols, and daring new pants-and-jacket combos at their annual meeting. Usually a coastal locale, San Diego or Stamford, CT, the meetings are a veritable meat market for new blood. The cattle call of interviews is so famous it’s infamous, aspiring primatology assistants stacking their cv’s with just that many untraceable unpaid internship listings and five-letter acronyms. Primatological assistantship has, as a matter of course, become a lucrative and difficult-to-land job, not the least reason for which is the requisite grooming skills.…

JOURNAL CLUB FIND: YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?

REFERENCE: In Vitro-Cultured Meat Production. (2005) P.D. Edelman, D.C. McFarland, V.A. Mironov, and J.G. Matheny. Tissue Engineering 11: p659 ABSTRACT: Although meat has enjoyed sustained popularity as a foodstuff, consumers have expressed growing concern over some consequences of meat consumption and production. These include nutrition-related diseases, foodborne illnesses, resource use and pollution, and use of farm animals. Here we review the possibility of producing edible animal muscle (i.e., meat) in vitro, using tissue-engineering techniques. Such “cultured meat” could enjoy some health and environmental advantages over conventional meat, and the techniques required to produce it are not beyond imagination. To tissue…

SYSTEMS BIOLOGY: AN OVERVIEW

Milestones in DNA research The discovery of DNA structure in 1953 was the starting point of a real scientific and cultural revolution, the ending of which is difficult to predict. The discovery and use of enzymes that copy, cut and join DNA molecules in cells was the next step in this revolutionary course. The development of two major techniques contributed further to this already vertiginous process: the manual DNA sequencing method, which appeared in 1975, and the discovery of the polymerase chain reaction (PCR) in 1985, which allows the million-fold amplification of DNA sequences. A natural consequence of these two…

BOMBYX DISPAR

If you were to base a character on the moth called Bombyx dispar you could easily set your story in Count Wodzicki’s garden 1848 Your Bombyx could attach him or her upsidedown on Wodzicki’s trees contained in a hairy envelope just one egg among others Then Wodzicki, I don’t know if he’s good or bad, that’s up to you too numerous to remove all by hand introduces 100 Titmice and Goldcrests Birds! to gobble your Bombyx pre-emergence since on average 1 bird eats 2 eggs a minute in a 16-hour day 192,000 Bombyx gone Bombyx sure among them Or not,…

BOMBYX DISPAR

If you were to base a character on the moth called Bombyx dispar you could easily set your story in Count Wodzicki’s garden 1848 Your Bombyx could attach him or her upsidedown on Wodzicki’s trees contained in a hairy envelope just one egg among others Then Wodzicki, I don’t know if he’s good or bad, that’s up to you too numerous to remove all by hand introduces 100 Titmice and Goldcrests Birds! to gobble your Bombyx pre-emergence since on average 1 bird eats 2 eggs a minute in a 16-hour day 192,000 Bombyx gone Bombyx sure among them Or not,…