* Please note; paper previously rejected by “The Royal Victorian Journal Of Contemporary Science” on grounds of questionable style and insufficient use of the semicolon. – – – Samwise S.K. Darius & Colleague Dear Sirs In this preliminary study, conducted after Friday afternoon tea, my esteemed Colleague and myself resolved to investigate whether a stem cell, of origin I am not at liberty to disclose, but which needless to say had undergone a transfer of proteinous nature from a cell of the hairus folliculum variety, would respond to shear stress caused by gravity-mediated lateral flow of extracellular buffer in an…
in which, with respect to our name, we are as confused as you are
By Damian S. K. Samways
Damien S. K. Samways studies the structural biology of ion channels on a professional basis, ponders The Great Cosmic Conundrums That Have Plagued Mankind For Eons on a slightly less than professional basis, and writes daft plays on a completely unprofessional and, at times, bordering on downright incompetent basis.