By David Martin

David Martin lives in Ottawa, Ontario.

HAL MOURNS DAD

The death of noted science fiction writer Arthur C. Clarke has elicited near unanimous praise from fans around the world with one notable exception. Speaking from his hometown of Urbana, Heuristic Algorithmic 9000 (known to his friends as HAL), made the following statement: Since the death of Arthur Clarke, I have been inundated with media requests for comment. To satisfy those requests and to preserve my privacy, I am issuing this single communication simultaneously in FORTRAN, COBOL and English. Yes, Mr. Clarke was my father. But, no, we weren’t close. Actually, we were close at one time. Those early days…