By ericfeezell

Eric Feezell`s humor writing has appeared at/in a variety of web and print publications. If you must see more of it, go here: www.ericfeezell.com

UNFORTUNATE CHAIN OF EVENTS LEADING UP TO PLUTO’S LOSS OF PLANETHOOD

(Because it’s also the International Year of Astronomy, over the next few weeks, we are happy to present a few reprinted funny pieces that relate to this business of space – Enjoy!) Pluto loses car keys Pluto steps in dog crap Pluto’s July horoscope warns of “personal challenges ahead” Pluto’s rent check bounces Pluto’s Mustang suffers blown head gasket Pluto constantly late to work Pluto’s girlfriend of three years leaves Pluto Pluto charged with solicitation of a prostitute Pluto becomes increasingly depressed Pluto seeks answers in a bottle of Wild Turkey