By jimhofer

James Hofer is a graduate of the University of Missouri, Columbia. James has a Master of Science in Agricultural Engineering and a Bachelor of Science in  Electrical Engineering, neither of which he uses regularly in his daily job as a Software Engineer.

MATHEMATICAL PROOF OF THE FSM

(Evidence for FSM) Given: The Flying Spaghetti Monster is frequently represented as FSM. Existence is the opposite of nonexistence, or therefore not Null. Null is frequently represented as 0. We will use to show nonequivalence. Therefore to prove that the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists, we must prove that: FSM 0 In physics, Force is equal to Mass time acceleration, or F = MA. Bobby Henderson is a physics graduate, so we can substitute this into the above equation, giving us: (MA)SM 0 MASM 0 MASM is the Microsoft Assembler, which most definitely exists, therefore MASM 0. Microsoft is one of…