The Scientific Quarterly

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February 4, 2010, STILL LIFE WITH A MODEL ORGANISM by Lena Webb

February 1, 2010, LAW AND ORDER: PARASITIC INTENT. EPISODE 238 – THINGS AREN’T ALWAYS AS THEY NOSEMA by Jaclyn Dee

January 25, 2010, HOW MANY SPECIES ARE THERE ON EARTH? A FINAL, DEFINITIVE, AND PRECISE ANSWER by Jeff A. Lockwood

January 11, 2010, INTRODUCING THE PHYLOMON PROJECT! KEYWORDS POKEMON AND BIODIVERSITY by The Science Creative Quarterly

January 5, 2010, UNTITLED by William Connolly

January 1, 2010, INTERESTING AND SOMEWHAT RANDOM ASSORTMENT OF ORGANISMS OR INAPPROPRIATE ANIMAL NAME FOR BROWNIE GIRL GUIDE LEADERS by David Ng

December 17, 2009, HOW THE PINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS! by Vince LiCata

December 14, 2009, HELIUM PILLS FOR REINDEER AND OTHER TRICKS OF THE CHRISTMAS TRADE by Janet D. Stemwedel and offspring

December 10, 2009, WHAT IS TWITTER GOOD FOR? by David Ng

December 8, 2009, EVOLUTIONARY DEAD ENDS: PLANT SPECIES by George Motisher

November 30, 2009, ON NATUROPATHY, PRESCRIPTION DRUGS, AND THE SANCTITY OF SCIENCE ITSELF by Steve Thoms

November 25, 2009, THE DEATH OF A HUMAN HEART AND OTHER ANATOMICAL POEMS by the Grade 6/7 class at Upper Lynn Elementary School, Oct 26 2009

November 20, 2009, FREDDY MIND AND YOICHIRO NAMBU: TOGETHER AGAIN by Mike Sacks

November 17, 2009, A DAILY LOG OF CONCERNS BY A MEMBER OF THE UNION OF CONCERNED SCIENTISTS by David Grimes

November 13, 2009, GENDER QUEST by Alexander Cannon

November 9, 2009, THE BLUE GOLD – HOW MUCH IS IT WORTH TO US? by Jens Huft

November 5, 2009, “V=IR” WEEKEND (WHERE “I” IS IN AMPERES) by Maureen Miller

November 3, 2009, PUBLIC HEALTH IN THE 21ST CENTURY: THE OPEN SOURCE OUTBREAK by Jennifer Gardy

October 30, 2009, 10 QUESTIONS FOR THE CLONE WHO STOLE MY LIFE by Ralph Gamelli

October 28, 2009, THE RECEPTION TO DARWIN AND THE MYTH OF CREATIONISM by Keith Benson

October 2, 2009, PHYLOGENETIC HAIKU BREAK by Charley Socci

September 29, 2009, EVOLUTIONARY DEAD ENDS by George Motisher

September 25, 2009, UNTITLED by William Connolly

September 23, 2009, WHAT COLOUR IS A UNICORN? by Michael L. Ferro

September 11, 2009, DOES THE NAME DR. KRISANA KRAISINTU RING A BELL? by David Ng

September 8, 2009, IMAGINED TALKS WE’D BE CURIOUS TO SEE (A VIDEO) by Terry 

August 31, 2009, HOW I GOT OUT OF WRITING AN ESSAY ON H.G. WELL’S THE TIME MACHINE. by Justin Kahn

August 28, 2009, DEATH FROM ABOVE: THE TORINO SCALE AND YOU by Mike Richardson-Bryan

August 27, 2009, DALE PECK REVIEWS EINSTEIN’S LATEST by Benjamin Cohen

August 26, 2009, UNFORTUNATE CHAIN OF EVENTS LEADING UP TO PLUTO’S LOSS OF PLANETHOOD by Eric Feezell

August 25, 2009, MY MASSIVE ROBOTIC NASA ARM by Gene Morgan

August 13, 2009, A WHITE BLOOD CELL NAMED BOBBY DUVAL… by Students from the 2009 Science Creative Literacy Symposia Camp

August 10, 2009, 2/4 OF ONE, 1/2 OF THE OTHER by Alexsis Johnson

August 6, 2009, A SOCIAL IMPOSSIBILITY THEOREM by Haynes Goddard

August 3, 2009, 10 QUESTIONS I HAVE FOR SCIENCE by Ralph Gamelli

July 30, 2009, HOW TO BREW BEER IN A COFFEE MAKER, USING ONLY MATERIALS COMMONLY FOUND ON A MODESTLY SIZED OCEANOGRAPHIC RESEARCH VESSEL by Andrew Thaler

July 27, 2009, CARTESIAN DIVERS by Hannah Parnell

July 20, 2009, MY TEAM FOR THE RETURN TO THE MOON by Vince LiCata

July 8, 2009, A GIFT FORGOTTEN (TWISTED HAIKU) by Allison Koster

July 6, 2009, THE ELEVATION OF MAN by Michael L. Ferro

June 19, 2009, REVIEW OF EZRA POUND’S “ON BIOCHEMISTRY” TEXTBOOK, 6TH EDITION by Vince LiCata

June 17, 2009, THE UNSENT FINAL COMMUNICATION FROM THE DESK OF ALBERT EINSTEIN by Kyle Davis

June 15, 2009, MY GREATEST FEAR REGARDING SCIENCE by Ralph Gamelli

June 12, 2009, GLOBAL ISSUES FOR BREAKFAST: THE BANANA INDUSTRY AND ITS PROBLEMS FAQ (COHEN MIX) by Rebecca Cohen

June 10, 2009, THE DOT SONG by Rahul “Anonick” Dandekar, Madhura Rane, Anisha “Anne” Zaveri, Adi Sengupta, Bimal Bharath, Srikanth Vishwanathan, Shatabdi “Express” Chaudhary, Siddharth “Sid” Joshi, Ravitej U., Anandi Rajan, Shivam Gupta, Preyas P., Ranaji Deb, Raj Dabholkar, Nikita Mehra, Rajani Rajan, Achal Agrawal and Nikhil Karthik

June 5, 2009, WORLD TRAVEL by Katelyn Sack

June 3, 2009, MOONRISE by J. J. S. Boyce

June 1, 2009, GENESIS OF EVOLUTION by Matt McKenna

May 29, 2009, PARENTS AS A NARCOTIC by Russell Bradbury-Carlin

May 28, 2009, SUPERPOSITION by David Willems

May 27, 2009, JOKES WITHOUT PUNCHLINES TAKEN FROM A CELLULAR BIOLOGY LABORATORY by Tom Miller

May 26, 2009, SIX STORIES by Sara Goudarzi

May 25, 2009, WHAT’S NEW IN SCANTRON TECHNOLOGIES by Justin Kahn

May 20, 2009, SHAFTED AGAIN BY NOBEL by Christopher Monks

May 14, 2009, WHITE COAT, WRONG TIME by Timon Buys

May 6, 2009, MOTHER GOOSE AND THE SCIENTIFIC PEER REVIEW PROCESS. by David Ng

May 4, 2009, TO TEACH THE CALCULUS, A PLAY by Vince LiCata

April 22, 2009, ON KINGDOMS AND THE GALAPAGOS ISLANDS: A TREATISE ON DARWIN’S CONTRIBUTIONS TO MODERN ECOLOGY AND EVOLUTION IN CAKE FORM by Charlotte Adamson, Alaine F. Camfield , Amanda B. Edworthy, Meagan M. Grabowski, Michaela Martin, Isla H. Myers-Smith, Andrea R. Norris, Natalie L. Stafl, and Kathy Martin

April 21, 2009, ON SYMMETRY (AND ITS DESIRABLE, POSSIBLE, AND ACTUAL CONSEQUENCES WITH RESPECT TO THEOLOGY, PARTICLE PHYSICS, AND INTERNATIONAL DEVELOPMENT) by J. J. S. Boyce

April 20, 2009, THE FUTURE OF CANADIAN MEDICAL CARE IN 2050 by Ashish Marwaha

April 17, 2009, A BLUNDER OF MAN by Gabrielle Prendergast

April 16, 2009, RANK: ANIMAL ILLNESSES by Claire Zulkey

April 9, 2009, SUGAR AND DEMONS: A SCIENTIST’S FIELD NOTES by Russell Bradbury-Carlin

April 8, 2009, POLIO: A VIRUS’ STRUGGLE by James Weldon

April 2, 2009, DARWIN: BEWARE OF JUMPING THE SHARK by David Ng

April 1, 2009, AGING AND CALORIC RESTRICTION: A BRIEF INTRODUCTION by Odysseus Zis

March 31, 2009, JUST HOW INTO YOU HE IS, IF HE IS A DEER TICK by Greg Boose

March 30, 2009, A VISIT WITH MR. DARWIN by Greg Bole

March 27, 2009, PHOTO OF A NICE SET OF BOOBIES WE SAW AT THE MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY by Christopher Monks

March 23, 2009, EINSTEIN AT PRINCETON by Jonathan Cohen

March 20, 2009, ACCELERATION DUE TO GRAVITY: SUPER MARIO BROTHERS by Adam Lefky and Artem Gindin

March 19, 2009, MANBEARPIG WITH A DAFFODIL by the Kerrisdale Elementary grade 6/7 class (February 2, 2009)

March 18, 2009, TERRY TALKS VIDEO: TIFFANY TONG – REDEFINING BOUNDARIES, URBAN AGRICULTURE by Terry 

March 17, 2009, PERSONAL BIOGENETIC ANALYSIS: PROSPECTUS by Katelyn Sack

March 16, 2009, WHAT IS THE POINT OF SCIENCE EDUCATION? by J. J. S. Boyce

March 13, 2009, HOW I GOT OUT OF WRITING AN ESSAY ON H.G. WELL’S THE TIME MACHINE. by Justin Kahn

March 12, 2009, A COLLECTION OF POEMS by Brian Willems

March 11, 2009, ON STRING THEORY by Sona Avakian

March 9, 2009, TRASH TALKIN’ AT THE AQUARIUM by Christopher Monks

March 4, 2009, A COUPLE OF EVOLUTION/BIOLOGY-RELATED HAIKUS by Adam P.W. Smith

March 2, 2009, LEAKED DEPARTMENT OF INTERIOR MEMO THAT REMOVES AMERICAN SCIENTIST FROM ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST by Peter Waldron

February 27, 2009, EVOLUTION AND THE INDIVIDUAL TALENT by Peter Fong

February 25, 2009, STEM CELL RESEARCH (AS IMAGINED BY ITS OPPONENTS) by Jason Silverstein

February 24, 2009, YOU MAKE ME SICK: DOES MALADAPTIVE PSYCHOLOGY CAUSE AUTOIMMUNITY by Katelyn Sack

February 23, 2009, TERRY TALKS VIDEO: MIKE GRETES – MAKING MEDICINES FOR PEOPLE, NOT FOR PROFIT by Terry 

February 20, 2009, A MISPLACED CHAPTER FROM THE BOOK OF GENESIS by Vince LiCata

February 18, 2009, A CREATIONIST FAQ by Richard Harter

February 18, 2009, DESCENT OF DOG by Murray Brozinsky

February 17, 2009, LIMULUS & CHARLIE by Jim Ruland

February 16, 2009, OPEN LETTER TO THE KANSAS SCHOOL BOARD. by Bobby Henderson

February 13, 2009, I.D. ON THE STAND by Dale Dobson

February 12, 2009, THE HMS BEAGLE PROJECT – A SCIENCE CREATIVE QUARTERLY PIN UP (NO. 3) by Peter McGrath and Diana Sudyka

February 11, 2009, OF EVOLUTION AND THE BIBLE by Timon Buys

February 10, 2009, IT’S A LUCKY THING FOR EVOLUTIONARY BIOLOGY THAT THE FOLLOWING PASSAGES AREN’T IN THE BIBLE by David Ng

February 6, 2009, IN WHICH OUR PROTAGONIST LEARNS THE IMPORTANCE OF THE BASE CASE by Moebius Stripper

February 5, 2009, LOTIC by Claire Salvador

February 4, 2009, A DIALOGUE WITH SARAH, AGED 3: IN WHICH IT IS SHOWN THAT IF YOUR DAD IS A CHEMISTRY PROFESSOR, ASKING “WHY” CAN BE DANGEROUS by Stephen McNeil

February 3, 2009, BUTTERFLY by Chris Ware

February 2, 2009, THE SCIENCE/ARTS DIVIDE STANDS BETWEEN US: A LOVE STORY by an Anonymous Science Student

January 30, 2009, THE LABORATORY CALLED LIFE by Anindita Bhadra

January 29, 2009, PRE-MED STUDENT ACCIDENTALLY CURES CANCER by Jason Silverstein

January 28, 2009, THE CHIMERA FILES: WHEN DOGGIE MET KITTY (PUN HEAVY VERSION) by Matt Sullivan

January 16, 2009, PHRASES WHICH SOUND PLEASANT ENOUGH BUT ARE ACTUALLY KIND OF SCARY by Darcy Wright

January 14, 2009, EXCERPTS FROM A COLLECTION OF MICROBIAL RENGAS by Jonathan Chan, Sarah Cook, Jonathan Eenkhoorn, Carl Laurente, Jing Llorente, Samantha Llorente, Marika Pollock, Phillip Tan and Maddy Wiecke

January 8, 2009, The Terry Talks YouTube experiment. by Terry 

December 23, 2008, LITTLE ASSISTANT PROFESSOR ANNIE by Vince LiCata

December 19, 2008, WARM TIDINGS by Katelyn Sack

December 12, 2008, SCIENCE IS EVERYWHERE by Ralph Gamelli

December 10, 2008, RESEARCH MANUSCRIPT: SCIENTISTS WILL GEEK OUT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES by Ian Wilson, Jennifer M. Campbell, Raj Chari, Kelsie Thu, Chad Malloff, Ariane Williams, Timon Buys

December 8, 2008, A GIANT LEAP FORWARD: CAREGIVERS OF ADVANCED CANCER PATIENTS BECOME ANXIOUS AND DEPRESSED. by Jason Silverstein

December 4, 2008, BAKE FOR A CHANGE 2008: GAME ON! by Terry 

December 2, 2008, MY SUBMISSION TO WEIRD TALES MAGAZINE by Jason Earls

November 26, 2008, ADVICE FOR POTENTIAL GRADUATE STUDENTS – A SCIENCE CREATIVE QUARTERLY PIN UP (NO. 5) by Sönke Johnsen

November 23, 2008, THINKING ABOUT A BOOK NOW (WELL AGAIN) by The Science Creative Quarterly

November 18, 2008, INTEGRATION by Hadi Dowlatabadi

November 14, 2008, STOP ANIMAL VIOLENCE NOW! by Matt Sullivan

November 12, 2008, CAN YOU SOLVE PUZZLE FANTASTICA #3? by The World's Fair

November 7, 2008, THE ARCTIC PLAYGROUND – SHOULDN’T WE DO OUR HOMEWORK BEFORE WE START PLAYING? by Jens Huft

November 4, 2008, AN ARACHNOLOGICAL GUIDE TO THE SPIDERS FROM MARS by Marco Kaye

October 31, 2008, TOWARDS SUSTAINABILITY: DOES SCIENCE MATTER? by William E. Rees

October 24, 2008, NOTHING TO CROW ABOUT by Christopher Monks

October 22, 2008, EVALUATION OF BOUYANT, DRAG AND STAR WARS FORCES ON ENT DERIVED ENGINEERED DEBRIS JAMS by Marty Melchior

October 20, 2008, ANOTHER EYE by Jon Berry

October 17, 2008, SOLAR THERMAL ELECTRIC POWER by Jennifer Puddicombe

October 16, 2008, AN INTELLIGENT DESIGNER ON THE COW by David Ng

October 14, 2008, JOURNAL CLUB FIND – INBREEDING IS IN AGAIN? by The Science Creative Quarterly

October 13, 2008, TURKEY: CANADA by The Science Creative Quarterly

October 10, 2008, THE RNA TIE CLUB AND LESSONS TO BE LEARNED IN HOW TO WIN A NOBEL PRIZE by Angela Beckett

October 9, 2008, SHAFTED AGAIN BY NOBEL by Christopher Monks

October 8, 2008, ON THE SUNNY SIDE OF EFFICIENCY by Katelyn Sack

October 7, 2008, A SCIENTIST’S GUIDE TO VOTING IN THE CANADIAN FEDERAL ELECTION (IN FLOWCHART FORM) – A SCIENCE CREATIVE QUARTERLY PIN UP (NO. 4) by David Ng

October 3, 2008, SOME GRANT PROPOSALS FOR NEW SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH by Flip Jaeger

October 2, 2008, ELLIPTICAL THOUGHTS by Gwyneth Box

September 30, 2008, TERRY TALKS: APPLICATIONS TO SPEAK (ONE WEEK LEFT!) by Terry 

September 29, 2008, THE TITLE PRETTY MUCH SAYS IT ALL: EJACULATION AS A POTENTIAL TREATMENT OF NASAL CONGESTION IN MATURE MALES by The Science Creative Quarterly

September 26, 2008, ANGRY WORDS FROM A GNOME WHO TO THIS DAY CONTINUES TO THINK THE HUMAN GENOME PROJECT WAS ACTUALLY THE HUMAN GNOME PROJECT by David Ng

September 25, 2008, SOME NEW THINGS YOU CAN POTENTIALLY DO ON MARS NOW THAT WE KNOW ABOUT THE WATER SITUATION by Briana White

September 24, 2008, THEY ALSO SERVE WHO ONLY STAND AND WAIT by Peter A. Lipson

September 23, 2008, A WRITING ACTIVITY: ARE YOU THERE HUMANS? IT’S ME, PLASTIC. by Mike Christie

September 22, 2008, THROWING MONEY AWAY (A MODEST PROPOSAL) by Katelyn Sack

September 19, 2008, HUMAN GENE COMMONLY ASSOCIATED WITH CANCER OR DROID FROM STAR WARS? by David Ng

September 18, 2008, THE GENE DJINNI by Mike Grace

September 17, 2008, SUPER-BRANDING HITS MOLECULAR BIOLOGY by Vince LiCata

September 16, 2008, ANOTHER BOOK TO WIN: THIS ONE IS CALLED “FOLLOW THE LINE AROUND THE WORLD.” by The Science Creative Quarterly

September 12, 2008, ASTRO I REFERENCE NOTES by Alex Rogers

September 11, 2008, FROM THE COLLECTION NO IRON RING (THIRD) by Matthew Hall

September 10, 2008, FROM THE COLLECTION NO IRON RING (SECOND) by Matthew Hall

September 9, 2008, FROM THE COLLECTION NO IRON RING (FIRST) by Matthew Hall

September 8, 2008, WHAT KIND OF ENGINEER IS GOD? (A NEW SPIN OF AN OLD JOKE) by Ryan Somma

September 5, 2008, SCIENCE IS GOING TO KILL US ALL by Patrick Francis

September 4, 2008, ATMOSPHERIC STUDIES by Katelyn Sack

September 3, 2008, LIKELY AND UNLIKELY THINGS THAT SIR ISAAC NEWTON STOOD ON DURING HIS LIFETIME. by David Ng

August 31, 2008, THINGS TO AVOID WHEN SPEAKING PUBLICLY (VIDEO VERSION) by The Science Creative Quarterly

July 28, 2008, THINGS TO AVOID AT ALL COST WHEN SPEAKING PUBLICLY by The World's Fair

July 23, 2008, HAPPY 500 (OR SO) DAYS FOR THE SCIENCE SCOUTS – A LITTLE GET TOGETHER THIS COMING FRIDAY FOR ALL YOU VANCOUVERITES READING THE QUARTERLY by The Science Creative Quarterly

July 22, 2008, AN EXAMPLE OF SPIN by popperfont.com 

July 21, 2008, SCIENCEGEEK LOVE AD by popperfont.com 

July 18, 2008, TWO BACK FLIPS by Matthew Laird

July 17, 2008, BEING AN INSECT IS CERTAINLY NOT EASY. by Carlos Xu

July 16, 2008, HELP ME! by Ryan Ferreira

July 15, 2008, I’VE BEEN TURNED INTO A BIG INSECT! by Lindsay Wu

July 14, 2008, COLLECTED WORKS FROM DR. GEORGE WIER ELEMENTARY, MAY 13th 2008 by the Science Creative Literary Symposia

July 11, 2008, A LEAF by Tina 

July 10, 2008, LIFE AS A KIWI by Jordan 

July 9, 2008, UNTITLED by Kevin 

July 8, 2008, I DON’T LIKE CATS by Cole 

July 7, 2008, WHITE by Sahand 

July 6, 2008, COLLECTED WORKS FROM IRWIN PARK ELEMENTARY, MAY 5th 2008 by the Science Creative Literary Symposia

July 4, 2008, THE SCQ’S MONTHLY CHILDREN’S BOOK WRITING CONTEST: BACK ON by The Science Creative Quarterly

July 3, 2008, PROJECT STEVE: 889 STEVES FIGHT BACK AGAINST ANTI-EVOLUTION PROPOGANDA by Stephen McNeil

July 2, 2008, CONSTANT by Katelyn Sack

July 1, 2008, EXPLAINING OUR WORLD: SCIENCE VS. CREATIONISM by Ryan Somma

June 30, 2008, MY FAVOURITE BIRD IS A SMALL-MOUTHED SALAMANDER by Carrie Schwarz

June 27, 2008, HOW DO I LOVE THEE BRAIN, LET ME COUNT THE WAYS by Unknown 

June 26, 2008, BRAIN, HOW DO I LOVE THEE? by Daniel Gao

June 25, 2008, A LETTER TO MY BRAIN by Lucas Estabrook

June 24, 2008, HOW DO I LOVE THEE HEART? by Camille Robinson

June 23, 2008, HOW DO I HATE THEE ALZHEIMERS? by Kamaira LeBlanc

June 22, 2008, COLLECTED WORKS FROM MANOAH STEVES ELEMENTARY, MAY 14th 2008 by the Science Creative Literary Symposia

June 20, 2008, A LETTER FROM A TOP SECRET WOODPECKER TO THE HUMAN LEADER OF CANADA by R. Samson

June 19, 2008, A LETTER FROM BOB DOUGH, GREEN SEA TURTLE, TO ANY LIFE ON MARS. by Anderson Phan

June 18, 2008, A LETTER FROM DOLPH THE DOLPHIN TO A GEORGE WASHINGTON LIVING IN COLORADO by Sunny Shih

June 17, 2008, A LETTER FROM FRED McCHICKEN TO OLD MACDONALD by L. Lai

June 16, 2008, A LETTER FROM LIZZIE THE ZEBRA TO ANYONE WHO CARES by Kimberly Valle

June 15, 2008, COLLECTED WORKS FROM ADMIRAL SEYMOUR ELEMENTARY, MAY 9th 2008 by the Science Creative Literary Symposia

June 13, 2008, THE BEAST by Grade 7 Students from Irwin Park Elementary, May 15th

June 12, 2008, CORNELIUS OAK by Grade 7 Students from Irwin Park Elementary, May 15th

June 11, 2008, HEY CARL! by Grade 7 Students from Irwin Park Elementary, May 15th

June 10, 2008, GO SEE A MOVIE by Grade 7 Students from Irwin Park Elementary, May 15th

June 9, 2008, CHRISTINA AND HER AEROSOL CAN by Grade 7 Students from Irwin Park Elementary, May 15th

June 6, 2008, THE PROBLEM OF PRIOR KNOWLEDGE by Steven J. Frank

June 5, 2008, HELA VS JLO: THE FINAL SHOWDOWN by Timon Buys and Ian Wilson

June 4, 2008, MARINE MOLLUSC (A HAIKU ON APLYSIA CALIFORNICA) by Kate Gardam

June 2, 2008, A LIST OF PROMISING SALES SLOGANS THAT THE TOY MANUFACTERER, MATTEL, COULD POTENTIALLY USE IF THEY EVER DECIDE TO MASS-PRODUCE AND MARKET A “STEM CELL BARBIE.” by David Ng

May 30, 2008, BIOSPHERE REPORT CENTRE by Admiral Seymour Elementary, May 9th 2008

May 28, 2008, GEOL 1000: SUBDUCTION CAUSES OROGENY by Jeremy Gorman

May 27, 2008, BISPHENOL-A: THE ONE-ACT PLAY by Benjamin Cohen

May 23, 2008, COLUMN CHROMATOGRAPHY by Nicole Chan

May 22, 2008, COLUMN CHROMATOGRAPHY by Patrick Sheppard

May 21, 2008, HIS PURPLENESS by Niko Savas

May 20, 2008, COLUMN CHROMATOGRAPHY by Melody Kwong

May 19, 2008, RUBBER GLOVES by the Grade 7 class at Tecumseh Elementary School, May 8 2008

May 19, 2008, COLLECTED WORKS FROM TECUMSEH ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, MAY 8th 2008 by the Science Creative Literary Symposia

May 16, 2008, WHY I DO SCIENCE by David Ng

May 14, 2008, A REVIEW OF “MOLECULAR REGULATION OF 23A2 SKELETAL MYOBLAST DIFFERENTIATION AND APOPTOSIS” BY DR. MARGOT FREER by Justin Kahn

May 13, 2008, ODE TO A WHOPPING URN by Julia Gustavsen

May 8, 2008, THE CHALLENGES THAT THE GLOBAL POLIO ERADICATION INITIATIVE FACES. by Marissa Jitratkosol

May 7, 2008, COOKING WITH ARCHIMEDES by Katelyn Sack

May 6, 2008, WHAT RULES THE WORLD? by Brian Switek

May 5, 2008, HAYPENNY EMAIL SUBMISSIONS GUIDE by the now defunct editors of Haypenny.com

April 24, 2008, ANNOUNCING OUR PROFESSIONAL MOLECULAR BIOLOGY WORKSHOP
JULY 21 – JULY 25, 2008 by The Science Creative Quarterly

April 22, 2008, A PROCRASTINATOR’S GUIDE TO THE UNIVERSE (OR IN DEFENSE OF DELAYING THE INEVITABLE) by Anna Meredith

April 21, 2008, INNUMERACY by Katelyn Sack

April 18, 2008, THE HMS BEAGLE PROJECT – A SCIENCE CREATIVE QUARTERLY PIN UP (NO. 3) by Peter McGrath and Diana Sudyka

April 17, 2008, JOURNAL CLUB FIND: SOMETHING ABOUT MATING WITH YOUR COUSINS IS A GOOD THING? by The Science Creative Quarterly

April 15, 2008, IT’S OFFICIAL – INTRODUCING THE “SCIENCE CREATIVE LITERACY SYMPOSIA” by David Ng

April 14, 2008, A LITTLE HIKE by Vania Chan

April 10, 2008, THE MYTHOLOGY – AND POTENTIAL – OF THE PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. LEARNING FROM RACHEL CARSON by Kate Neville

April 9, 2008, OBSERVATIONS / REFLECTIONS ON STATUS QUO by Joyce Wong

April 8, 2008, TARGETING TELOMERES AND CANCER FOR ‘DUMMIӘS’ by Sandy Henderson

April 4, 2008, A NON-COMPREHENSIVE LIST OF 10 WAYS PHYSICAL CHEMISTS MAKE YOUR LIFE MORE COMPLICATED by Vince LiCata

April 3, 2008, BC YOUTHS RECEIVE RICH SCIENCE AND ENGINEERING TALKS ON EARTH DAY WEEKEND (PLUS A GLIMPSE INTO TRIUMF’S SATURDAY MORNING LECTURE SERIES). by Sam Lee

April 2, 2008, CAN YOU SOLVE PUZZLE FANTASTICA #3? – THE FINAL CLUE by The World's Fair

April 1, 2008, DETECTION OF LARGE WOODY DEBRIS ACCUMULATIONS IN OLD-GROWTH FORESTS USING SONIC WAVE COLLECTION by Marty Melchior

March 31, 2008, YOUR EPIGENOME AND YOU: A BRIEF INTRODUCTION TO WHAT YOUR EPIGENOME DOES FOR YOU, AND WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR EPIGENOME. by Emily Vucic

March 28, 2008, HAL MOURNS DAD by David Martin

March 27, 2008, PUBLIC TELEVISION PRESENTS, “NATUREWORLD: SEEKING THE ORIGINS OF THE ENVIRONMENTALIST.” by George Motisher

March 26, 2008, THE GREAT FAIR MARKET VALUE DEBATE by Dave Barrett

March 25, 2008, THE SCIENCE CHANNEL’S NEW PRIMETIME LINEUP by Zach Oberman

March 20, 2008, JESUS SPEAKS TO A GENETICIST by David Ng

March 19, 2008, THE FINNISH DISEASE HERITAGE AND OTHER GENETIC ISOLATES by Henry Stringer

March 18, 2008, WHAT GOOGLE EARTH REVEALED by Kerrie Thornhill Wop Ho

March 17, 2008, DEAR DR. EVIL by Mike Richardson-Bryan

March 14, 2008, A BIG HURRAH TO ALL THOSE WHO PARTICIPATED IN THE INAUGURAL FIRST ANNUAL “MOST EXCEPTIONAL ESCAPADES IN SCIENCE” HIGH SCHOOL CONFERENCE by The Science Creative Quarterly

March 13, 2008, BLACK HOLES: SHINING SOME LIGHT ON INTO THE DARKNESS by Eugene Chu

March 12, 2008, BILL HICK, SCIENCE PRICK CRUSHES CONTEST ENTRANTS WITH WICKED IMPUNITY by Eric Feezell

March 11, 2008, WOMEN HAVE MORE SEX THAN MEN by Alan Washburn

March 10, 2008, THE 8 YEAR PLIGHT OF FOREIGN MEDICS IN LIBYA ACCUSED OF INTENTIONALLY INFECTING OVER 400 CHILDREN WITH HIV AND HOW THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY TRIED TO HELP THEM. by Marissa Jitratkosol

March 6, 2008, EXCERPT FROM THE LONELY PLANET’S GUIDE TO THE HUMAN BODY: NERVE CELL CITY by Emma Brownlee

March 4, 2008, LETTER OF REJECTION TO DR. PHIL by David Ng

March 3, 2008, A LETTER FROM MDMA by Pam Parkinson

February 29, 2008, THE CRAIGSLIST EUTHANIST THEORY by Brian Sack

February 28, 2008, AN INTRODUCTION TO OCKHAM’S RAZOR by Justin Kahn

February 27, 2008, WINNING PROJECTS FROM THE FELLOWSHIP BAPTIST CREATION SCIENCE FAIR 2001 by Objective: Ministries

February 26, 2008, MY MASSIVE ROBOTIC NASA ARM by Gene Morgan

February 25, 2008, MALCOLM GLADWELL WRITES THE INTRODUCTION TO A NEW EDITION OF THE HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY by Hugh Powell

February 25, 2008, MALCOLM GLADWELL WRITES THE INTRODUCTION TO A NEW EDITION OF THE HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY by Hugh Powell

February 20, 2008, HISTORY’S GREATEST MINDS TACKLE SCIENCE’S GREATEST UNSOLVED MYSTERIES by Patrick Francis

February 19, 2008, SATIRE, SYRACUSE, AND SEA-LEVELS by Mike Rivers-Bowerman

February 18, 2008, MASS by Lauren Gunderson

February 15, 2008, SEXY UNIVERSE by Ronnie Cordova

February 14, 2008, A BRIEF HISTORY OF MY ON-GOING LOVE AFFAIR WITH SCIENCE by Patrick Francis

February 13, 2008, LOVE IN THE LABORATORY by Charlie Hatton

February 11, 2008, TO EAT CHEEZIES OR NOT TO (A CHEEZIE COMBUSTION PAPER) by Becky Bravi

February 8, 2008, FOR THOSE ABOUT TO POST-DOC (WE SALUTE YOU) by Timon Buys

February 7, 2008, JOURNAL CLUB FIND: CREATIONISM + MICROBIOLOGY = YEAH, RIGHT… by The Science Creative Quarterly

February 6, 2008, TRAGEDY OF THE COMMONS EXPLAINED WITH SMURFS by Ryan Somma

February 5, 2008, THE WIKI HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE IN 200 WORDS OR LESS by Eric Schulman

February 5, 2008, THE WIKI HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE IN 200 WORDS OR LESS by  

February 4, 2008, TIME TO STUDY FLOWERS by Katelyn Sack

February 1, 2008, PIRATES, CREATIVITY, SCIENCE AND THE CHANCE TO WRITE. by David Ng

January 31, 2008, GOTTA BARCODE ‘EM ALL! by Vivienne Lam

January 30, 2008, JOURNAL CLUB FIND: DIVORCE IS IN THE AIR by The Science Creative Quarterly

January 29, 2008, THE SOVEREIGN SQUID by Aminollah Sabzevari

January 28, 2008, HUMAN ANATOMY TERMS THAT SOUND LIKE THINGS YOU WOULD GO SEE ON A VACATION by Samuel Arbesman

January 24, 2008, CARTOON EPISODES ABOUT SCIENCE by David Ng

January 22, 2008, DRUGS, INSITE, AND HARM REDUCTION: A NEW APPROACH TO PUBLIC HEALTH IN VANCOUVER’S DOWNTOWN EASTSIDE by Alvin Lim

January 21, 2008, THE SOUND OF LAUGHTER by Surabhi Gupta

January 18, 2008, GLACIER RESTORATION PROJECT CREEPS FORWARD by Geoff I. Shay, IV.

January 17, 2008, JOURNAL CLUB: ABOUT THE NINTENDO WII (AND KIND OF OBVIOUS) by The Science Creative Quarterly

January 16, 2008, SNOOZE OR LOSE by Adam White

January 14, 2008, THE NERVE NOT CHOSEN by Jason Cohen

January 11, 2008, SCIENCE VS. SUPERSTITION: ROUND TWO by Ralph Gamelli

January 10, 2008, ANIMALS WITHOUT FACES by Raymond K. Nakamura

January 9, 2008, STUPID LITTLE BUGGERS by Stephanie Whited

January 8, 2008, THE THEORY OF SPECIAL RELATIVITY… IT’S PRETTY SPECIAL by Nahid Jetha

January 7, 2008, BREATHE… IT’S A NEW YEAR AND THE UNIVERSE SEEMS FINE by Kevin Russo

December 24, 2007, THE HOLIDAYS ARE NOT REALLY ABOUT SCIENCE by The Science Creative Quarterly

December 21, 2007, IS THERE A SANTA? by Paul Clarkson

December 20, 2007, MIRACLE ON THE 34TH REPLICATE by Vince LiCata

December 19, 2007, A NOTE FROM SANTA ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING by George Motisher

December 18, 2007, OUR WORLD by Riley Jane Taylor

December 17, 2007, REDUCE, REUSE, RECYCLE, OR CHUCK IT IN THE GARBAGE – DO WE REALLY KNOW WHICH IS BEST? by Kaston Leung

December 14, 2007, BUILDING A “SUSTAINABLE” GINGERBREAD HOUSE: THE CONTEST by David Ng

December 13, 2007, SCIENCE FICTION VS FANTASY: AN OPINIONATED GUIDE by Ryan Somma

December 12, 2007, FLORAL KALEIDESCOPE by Kevin Russo

December 11, 2007, DISPATCH FROM THE E.R. by Patrick Francis

December 10, 2007, RISKING THE BATTERY by Stephanie Whited

December 7, 2007, AS WE UNDERSTAND IT: MORE MOLES ON YOUR BODY MIGHT MEAN INCREASED LONGEVITY. by The Science Creative Quarterly

December 6, 2007, STRESS, CORTISOL, AND THE IMMUNE SYSTEM: WHAT MAKES US GET SICK? by Alvin Lim

December 5, 2007, VH1 PRESENTS “I LOVE THE 90S, MOLECULAR BIOLOGY EDITION” by Stephen McNeil

December 4, 2007, YES, WE ARE CONNECTED by Stephanie Whited

December 3, 2007, SOME SCIENCE GEEKY PICK-UP LINES by Shuk Yan

November 30, 2007, ADVICE ON HOW TO BABYPROOF YOUR MOLECULAR GENETICS LABORATORY by David Ng

November 29, 2007, AGAINST UNWORTHY PEAS by Charles Asbornsen

November 28, 2007, THE ART OF SCIENCE – THE SCIENCE OF ART? by J. J. S. Boyce

November 27, 2007, SCIENCE VS. SUPERSTITION by Ralph Gamelli

November 26, 2007, LARVAE by Nathan Waddell

November 23, 2007, A COLLECTION OF WORTHY SCIENTIFIC EPONYMS (ARRANGED ALPHABETICALLY) by you (the reader)

November 22, 2007, IT TASTES AWFUL, BUT DOES IT WORK? A SKEPTICAL PATIENT LOOKS FOR THE RIGHT MEDICINE by Adam White

November 21, 2007, BROKEN PATCH-CLAMP CONFIGURATION SERIOUSLY DISRUPTED BY UNRULY USE OF BRUTE MECHANICAL FORCE – A LAMENTABLE TRADEGY IN NOT SO MANY ACTS* by Damian S. K. Samways

November 20, 2007, THE TRUTH ABOUT CHIMERAS by Vivienne Lam

November 19, 2007, NEURAL THEORY OF FEAR OF COMMITMENT – AN ABSTRACT by Psyche Loui

November 16, 2007, THE UNIVERSE OF IPOD CONTESTS: A SUMMARY AND CASE FOR OURS by David Ng

November 15, 2007, BO’ by Michael Hoag

November 14, 2007, JEEZ, THESE THINGS COULD COMPUTE! (A PRIMER ON DNA COMPUTERS) by Kaston Leung

November 13, 2007, OTHER POSSIBLE CAUSES OF GLOBAL WARMING: A LITERATURE REVIEW by Vince LiCata

November 11, 2007, ORIENTAL POPPY II: A FLOWER MANDALA by David Bookbinder

November 9, 2007, “I’M THE BIGGEST THING IN THE OCEAN!” ANOTHER BOOK CONTEST by The Science Creative Quarterly

November 8, 2007, A UNIVERSITY JOB POSTING (OR BECOMING A PROFESSOR IS HARD THESE DAYS) by David Ng

November 7, 2007, JOURNAL CLUB FIND: THE TITLE KIND OF SAYS IT ALL – “LIFESPAN DEPENDS ON MONTH OF BIRTH” by The Science Creative Quarterly

November 6, 2007, WHAT IS LIFE? by Churmy Fan

November 5, 2007, HOW TO GET YOUR OWN SCIENTIFIC EPONYM, AND, INTRODUCING THE ARBESMAN LIMIT by Samuel Arbesman

November 2, 2007, THINGS I’VE SEEN by the grace of all that is good about science

November 1, 2007, A BRIEF OVERVIEW OF METABOLOMICS: WHAT IT MEANS, HOW IT IS MEASURED, AND ITS UTILIZATION by Genoa Barchet

October 31, 2007, HOW TO FLY by Ryan Somma

October 30, 2007, THE LAST GREAT UNCONTROLLED PLAGUE OF MANKIND by Farshid S. Garmaroudi

October 29, 2007, MY SHORT ILLUSTRIOUS COLLABORATION WITH SIR FRANCIS CRICK by David Ng

October 26, 2007, JOURNAL CLUB FIND: MEDICINE WITH A DOSE OF “D’OH!” by The Science Creative Quarterly

October 25, 2007, JOURNAL CLUB FIND: 300MLS OF SEMEN, THREE TIMES A WEEK! by The Science Creative Quarterly

October 24, 2007, JOURNAL CLUB FIND: I SEE DEAD PEOPLE by The Science Creative Quarterly

October 23, 2007, JOURNAL CLUB FIND: MEDICAL STUDY ON SWORD SWALLOWING by The Science Creative Quarterly

October 22, 2007, JOURNAL CLUB FIND: THE ROBOT TICKLER by The Science Creative Quarterly

October 19, 2007, BOOK REVIEW: BROWNE’S “DARWIN’S ORIGIN OF SPECIES: A BIOGRAPHY” by Michael D. Barton

October 18, 2007, SCIENCE ADMITS IT MADE INTEGRATION UP by Luke McKinney

October 17, 2007, LEICESTER SCHOOL OF DESIGN CONSIDERS NAME CHANGE by Wyatt Galusky

October 16, 2007, PUZZLE FANTASTICA #3 – CLUES 1, 2, and 3 by Benjamin Cohen and David Ng

October 15, 2007, THE ROLE OF GENETIC DIALOGS IN THE SOPRANOS IN SIX PARTS (INDEX) by Bernard Possidente

October 15, 2007, THE ROLE OF GENETIC DIALOGS IN THE SOPRANOS IN SIX PARTS (INDEX) by Bernard Possidente

October 15, 2007, THE ROLE OF GENETIC DIALOGS IN THE SOPRANOS IN SIX PARTS – PART VI: DIALOGS 16-21 by Bernard Possidente

October 15, 2007, THE ROLE OF GENETIC DIALOGS IN THE SOPRANOS IN SIX PARTS – PART VI: DIALOGS 16-21 by Bernard Possidente

October 12, 2007, MEMORANDUM FROM THE INTELLIGENT DESIGN BIOTECH CORPORATION by Benjamin Cohen and David Ng

October 11, 2007, CHINESE COOKING: THE INDUCTION HEATER by J. J. S. Boyce

October 10, 2007, UNSUNG HEROES by Nalini M. Nadkarni

October 9, 2007, THE ROLE OF GENETIC DIALOGS IN THE SOPRANOS IN SIX PARTS – PART V: DIALOGS 12-15 by Bernard Possidente

October 9, 2007, THE ROLE OF GENETIC DIALOGS IN THE SOPRANOS IN SIX PARTS – PART V: DIALOGS 12-15 by Bernard Possidente

October 5, 2007, OVERHEARD AT A POSTER SESSION AT A RECENT RESEARCH CONFERENCE by Timon Buys and Ian Wilson

October 4, 2007, WAVE-PARTICLE DUALITY: OBSERVED PHENOMENA IN iSCIURUS CAROLINENESIS by Jen Matteis

October 4, 2007, WAVE-PARTICLE DUALITY: OBSERVED PHENOMENA IN iSCIURUS CAROLINENESIS by  

October 3, 2007, SLOE GIN INGREDIENTS by Karen James

October 2, 2007, QUESTIONS! QUESTIONS FOR A PRICK! by The Science Creative Quarterly

October 1, 2007, THE ROLE OF GENETIC DIALOGS IN THE SOPRANOS IN SIX PARTS – PART IV: DIALOGS 8-11 by Bernard Possidente

October 1, 2007, THE ROLE OF GENETIC DIALOGS IN THE SOPRANOS IN SIX PARTS – PART IV: DIALOGS 8-11 by Bernard Possidente

September 28, 2007, SO YOU WANT TO BE A MARINE BIOLOGIST? by Milton Love

September 27, 2007, PEAS IN SPACE by Jason Cohen

September 26, 2007, OLD FOE, NEW FRIEND: TB PREVENTION AND THE ADVENT OF DNA VACCINES by Azadeh Arjmandi

September 25, 2007, INTELLIGENT DESIGN: DAWKIN’S BASSET HOUND? by Benjamin Langer

September 24, 2007, THE ROLE OF GENETIC DIALOGS IN THE SOPRANOS IN SIX PARTS – PART III: DIALOGS 3-7 by Bernard Possidente

September 24, 2007, THE ROLE OF GENETIC DIALOGS IN THE SOPRANOS IN SIX PARTS – PART III: DIALOGS 3-7 by Bernard Possidente

September 21, 2007, EYES WIDE OPEN: DISPELLING MYTHS AND UNCOVERING TRUTHS BEHIND CAFFEINE CONSUMPTION by Gary Yang

September 20, 2007, METRICS: THE RICHTER SCALE by Timon Buys and Ian Wilson

September 19, 2007, KILLER ‘PILLAR by Caroline Wiser

September 18, 2007, A SMALL SAMPLING OF LETTERS RECIEVED REGARDING TOILET SEATS AND GAME THEORY by The Science Creative Quarterly

September 17, 2007, THE ROLE OF GENETIC DIALOGS IN THE SOPRANOS IN SIX PARTS – PART II: DIALOG 2 by Bernard Possidente

September 17, 2007, THE ROLE OF GENETIC DIALOGS IN THE SOPRANOS IN SIX PARTS – PART II: DIALOG 2 by Bernard Possidente

September 13, 2007, SINGLE MOLECULES by Inga Denman

September 12, 2007, AN ANGRY RANT ON THE SUBJECT OF SUPERSTRING THEORY by Luke McKinney

September 11, 2007, BABY, BE A BRAIN SURGEON! by Katelyn Sack

September 10, 2007, THE ROLE OF GENETIC DIALOGS IN THE SOPRANOS IN SIX PARTS – PART I: DIALOG 1 by Bernard Possidente

September 10, 2007, THE ROLE OF GENETIC DIALOGS IN THE SOPRANOS IN SIX PARTS – PART I: DIALOG 1 by Bernard Possidente

September 7, 2007, SECONDARY EDUCATION by Gwyneth Box

September 6, 2007, NEMO IN HOT WATER by Raymond K. Nakamura

September 5, 2007, THE REASON IS MATH: BUSH EDIT by David Ng

September 4, 2007, “THE TRUTH IS WORTH MORE THAN AN IPOD,” PLUS “AN SCQ WRITING CONTEST EVERY MONTH!” by The Science Creative Quarterly

September 3, 2007, A DIALOG ON NUCLEAR WARFARE: CHARLES SHAW, HERMAN KAHN AND ME by Justin Kahn

August 31, 2007, SQUIRREL FISHING INSTRUCTIONS by Annie Tomlin

August 30, 2007, A SIMPLE METHOD FOR RATING POTENTIALLY REVOLUTIONARY CONTRIBUTIONS TO PHYSICS by John Baez

August 29, 2007, PROKARYOTES OF AMERICA UNITE by Stephen McNeil

August 28, 2007, MONKEY VS. SEA MONKEY: WHICH IS RIGHT FOR YOU? by Steven Seighman

August 27, 2007, A CREATIONIST FAQ by Richard Harter

August 24, 2007, THE DEBRIEFING by Robert Isenberg

August 23, 2007, HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO DRESS YOUR MONKEY? by Benjamin Cohen

August 22, 2007, INTRODUCTION TO QUANTUM THERMO-EPISTEMOLOGY by T. J. Nelson

August 21, 2007, A BRIEF HISTORY OF MY ON-GOING LOVE AFFAIR WITH SCIENCE by Patrick Francis

August 17, 2007, INTRODUCING: BABY TALK by Russell Bradbury-Carlin

August 16, 2007, DESPARATELY SEEKING A MATE FOR GROVER. by Angela Genusa

August 15, 2007, PAT THE DEAN. by Eric Schulman and Caroline V. Cox

August 13, 2007, THE NUDE MOUSE – A SCIENCE CREATIVE QUARTERLY PIN UP (NO. 1) by Benjamin Cohen and David Ng

August 10, 2007, OPEN LETTER TO THE KANSAS SCHOOL BOARD. by Bobby Henderson

August 9, 2007, SELECTED EXAMPLES OF WHAT YOU WILL LEARN AT THE BLACK HOLE HUMOR WORKSHOP by Vince LiCata

August 8, 2007, WHO IS THE GREATEST SCIENTIST OF THEM ALL? by Patrick Francis

August 7, 2007, HIERARCHY OF NEEDS FOR PARENTS by Russell Bradbury-Carlin

August 6, 2007, AN ANTHROPOLOGICAL ANALYSIS CIRCA 3005 by Dale Dobson

August 3, 2007, TWO GUYS WITH CREATIVE FACIAL HAIR DISCUSS THE MERITS OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT’S INVOLVEMENT IN THE TERRI SCHIAVO CASE by Christopher Monks

August 2, 2007, HISTORY’S GREATEST MINDS TACKLE SCIENCE’S GREATEST UNSOLVED MYSTERIES by Patrick Francis

August 1, 2007, AFRICAN LION FAMILY OBJECTS TO THEIR PORTRAYAL IN RECENT DISCOVERY CHANNEL DOCUMENTARY by Steve Caldes

July 31, 2007, DRUGS ARE THE ANSWER by Timon Buys

July 30, 2007, MY MASSIVE ROBOTIC NASA ARM by Gene Morgan

July 28, 2007, HOT SCIENCE-Y GUY OF THE MONTH – JAMES DYSON by Melissa Bell

July 27, 2007, HOT SCIENCE-Y GUY OF THE MONTH – NUVIA CRISOL GUERRA by Melissa Bell

July 26, 2007, HOT SCIENCE-Y GUY OF THE MONTH – JAY INGRAM by Melissa Bell

July 25, 2007, HOT SCIENCE-Y GUY OF THE MONTH – NIKOLA TESLA by Melissa Bell

July 24, 2007, HOT SCIENCE-Y GUY OF THE MONTH – KAYSAR RIDHA by Melissa Bell

July 23, 2007, 5 HOT SCIENCE-Y GUYS by Melissa Bell

July 20, 2007, PHOTOSYNTHESIS – PART I: THE LIGHT REACTION (AS TOLD BY GRANNY) by Eric Johnson

July 19, 2007, MY LLAMA COULD BEAT UP YOUR LLAMA by Patrick Francis

July 18, 2007, A MISPLACED CHAPTER FROM THE BOOK OF GENESIS by Vince LiCata

July 17, 2007, WHEN CELEBRITIES, WHO HAVE BEEN CLONED IN THE MOVIES, GET TOGETHER FOR A COFFEE by David Ng

July 16, 2007, THE SECRETS OF PARENTING THAT NO ONE WILL TELL YOU by Russell Bradbury-Carlin

July 13, 2007, THE THAMNOPHOBIA CRISIS by T. J. Nelson

July 12, 2007, THE CRAIGSLIST EUTHANIST THEORY by Brian Sack

July 11, 2007, LIKE, “-OMIC” GOD! by Timon Buys

July 10, 2007, THE ETHICS OF CLONING: A DEBATE BETWEEN ME AND MY TWIN BROTHER by Justin Kahn

July 9, 2007, PHYSICS ENVY AMONG BIOLOGISTS: FACT OR FICTION? by T. J. Nelson

July 6, 2007, A MANIFESTO by Patrick Francis

July 5, 2007, AM I EVERYWHERE? by David Ng

July 4, 2007, A CHEMIST RESPONDS TO “A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT.” by Stephen McNeil

July 3, 2007, A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT by Jamie J. Weinman

June 29, 2007, THINGS TO CONSIDER SHOULD YOU HAPPEN UPON YOUR DOPPELGANGER ON THE STREET by Dennis DiClaudio

June 28, 2007, LIMERICKS OF EVOLUTION by Vince LiCata

June 27, 2007, PARENTS AS A NARCOTIC by Russell Bradbury-Carlin

June 26, 2007, JOKES WITHOUT PUNCHLINES TAKEN FROM A CELLULAR BIOLOGY LABORATORY by Tom Miller

June 25, 2007, WHAT’S NEW IN SCANTRON TECHNOLOGIES by Justin Kahn

June 22, 2007, SHAFTED AGAIN BY NOBEL by Christopher Monks

June 21, 2007, MOTHER GOOSE AND THE SCIENTIFIC PEER REVIEW PROCESS. by David Ng

June 20, 2007, TO TEACH THE CALCULUS, A PLAY by Vince LiCata

June 19, 2007, WHEN THE LEADERS OF THE G8 MEET ON HALLOWEEN DAY by David Ng

June 18, 2007, RANK: ANIMAL ILLNESSES by Claire Zulkey

June 15, 2007, SUGAR AND DEMONS: A SCIENTIST’S FIELD NOTES by Russell Bradbury-Carlin

June 14, 2007, POLIO: A VIRUS’ STRUGGLE by James Weldon

June 13, 2007, PHOTO OF A NICE SET OF BOOBIES WE SAW AT THE MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY by Christopher Monks

June 12, 2007, THE BESTEST, MOST KICK ASS, HUMAN GENOME PROJECT by David Ng

June 11, 2007, HOW I GOT OUT OF WRITING AN ESSAY ON H.G. WELLS’ THE TIME MACHINE. by Justin Kahn

June 11, 2007, HOW I GOT OUT OF WRITING AN ESSAY ON H.G. WELLS’ THE TIME MACHINE. by Justin Kahn

June 8, 2007, HOW THE SCIENTIFIC DEVELOPMENTS ELUCIDATED IN SCIENCE MAGAZINE WILL AFFECT MY LIFE (VOLUME 2) by Patrick Francis

June 8, 2007, HOW THE SCIENTIFIC DEVELOPMENTS ELUCIDATED IN SCIENCE MAGAZINE WILL AFFECT MY LIFE (VOLUME 2) by Patrick Francis

June 7, 2007, HOW THE SCIENTIFIC DEVELOPMENTS ELUCIDATED IN SCIENCE MAGAZINE WILL AFFECT MY LIFE (VOLUME 1) by Patrick Francis

June 7, 2007, HOW THE SCIENTIFIC DEVELOPMENTS ELUCIDATED IN SCIENCE MAGAZINE WILL AFFECT MY LIFE (VOLUME 1) by Patrick Francis

June 6, 2007, TRASH TALKIN’ AT THE AQUARIUM by Christopher Monks

June 5, 2007, A DIALOGUE WITH SARAH, AGED 3: IN WHICH IT IS SHOWN THAT IF YOUR DAD IS A CHEMISTRY PROFESSOR, ASKING “WHY” CAN BE DANGEROUS by Stephen McNeil

June 4, 2007, BUTTERFLY by Chris Ware

May 30, 2007, THE LAST CANARY IN THE COAL MINE: SMALL, YELLOW, AND OMINOUSLY SILENT by Katherine Coburn

May 29, 2007, THE SOCIAL NORM OF LEAVING THE TOILET SEAT DOWN: A GAME THEORETIC ANALYSIS by Hammad Siddiqi

May 28, 2007, DR SCIENCE AND ME by Vince LiCata

May 25, 2007, ALL CHANGE IS NOT EVOLUTIONARY by Veronica Lo

May 24, 2007, METRICS: THE CELCIUS by Timon Buys and Ian Wilson

May 23, 2007, JOURNAL CLUB FIND: HOW TO BE A BORING WRITER – THE STUDY. by The Science Creative Quarterly

May 22, 2007, THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS (A.K.A. IT APPEARS THAT THE WRITER WROTE ABOUT BANANAS AFTER EATING A FEW TOO MANY) by Jerry Wong

May 21, 2007, THE MURPHY’S LAW EQUATION by Joel Pel

May 18, 2007, OBESITY AND DIABETES: A CANADIAN EPIDEMIC by Meredith Hamilton

May 17, 2007, SCRUBBED (WHITE COAT, STILL WRONG TIME) by Timon Buys

May 16, 2007, A CONVERSATION WITH YOUR HEART: CARDIAC BIOMARKERS – INSIGHT INTO THE PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE. by David Lin

May 15, 2007, THE LONELY STRUGGLE OF THE POLITICIZED ARTEMIA SALINA* by Dale Dobson

May 14, 2007, A BEHIND THE SCENES SITE OVERHAUL AND AN INVITATION TO JUST PAUSE FOR A MOMENT AND THINK. by The Science Creative Quarterly

May 11, 2007, THE BIG ONE: UNDERSTANDING WHY THE BIG EARTHQUAKE IS PREDICTED FOR VANCOUVER by Kate Potter

May 10, 2007, SCIENCE, RELIGION, AND THE CREATION OF LIFE ON EARTH by Jared Slobodan

May 9, 2007, A LETTER TO THE CUTE GIRL WITH THE SCARLET SCARF ON THE #25 BUS WRITTEN IN A DARK AND DAMP CORNER BECAUSE I WAS TOO SHY TO SAY HELLO AND MAKE A CRAZY FOOL OUT OF MYSELF SO I’LL DO IT NOW by Shuk Yan

May 8, 2007, THE ELDERSBY MODEL: A SUCCESSFUL GRAND UNIFICATION THEORY by Matt Parker

May 7, 2007, THE BOOK OF THWILE: A CHILDREN’S BOOK by Tara Goreau

May 4, 2007, ANNOUNCING: SCIENCE SCOUTS NOW ON FACEBOOK by The Science Creative Quarterly

May 3, 2007, ACADEMIA-INDUSTRY – ALLIANCE AT WHAT COST? by Gershom Edwin Samuel

May 2, 2007, TEXTBOOK MANUFACTURERS CHANGE FUNDAMENTAL LAWS OF NATURE by Peter Eugster

May 1, 2007, GOING BEYOND THE CURE: ON CONFRONTING THE FUTURE OF GENE THERAPY by Irene Yu

April 30, 2007, TEN BASIC HEURISTIC PRINCIPLES FOR ACADEMIC TEXT CRAFTING OR HOW TO PUBLISH A PAPER IN A PEER-REVIEWED JOURNAL by Paula Bourges-Waldegg

April 27, 2007, DEATH FROM ABOVE: THE TORINO SCALE AND YOU by Mike Richardson-Bryan

April 26, 2007, ANALYSES OF THE SIX DEGREES OF SEPARATION OF BACONS OTHER THAN KEVIN BACON by David Ng

April 25, 2007, WOMEN IN MEDICAL PHYSICS by Aminollah Sabzevari

April 24, 2007, GENITAL WARTS – DEATH THROUGH IMMORTALITY, IMMORTALITY THROUGH DEATH by Thomas Tu

April 23, 2007, EBBING EDDY by Shuk Yan

April 20, 2007, THERE’S A WOLVERINE IN MY SCIENCE by Patrick Francis

April 19, 2007, CICATRIX by Aidan Charles

April 18, 2007, BLOBAL WARMING by Laurence Hughes

April 17, 2007, THE WHOLE BRAIN SCIENTIST by Vivian Leung

April 16, 2007, IN THE DOG HOUSE by Gwyneth Box

April 13, 2007, BE VERY AFRAID by David Ng

April 12, 2007, TRANS FAT BEGONE! by Rita Tory

April 11, 2007, ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE: SORTING THROUGH TANGLES AND CLEARING UP THE PLAQUE… by Kate Potter

April 10, 2007, DAY 87 by Neale Barnholden

April 5, 2007, PRODUCT MANUAL OF THE FUTURE: THE DEATH RAY by Mike Richardson-Bryan

April 4, 2007, JOURNAL CLUB FIND: WATCHING POKEMON IS HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH by The Science Creative Quarterly

April 3, 2007, SOYBEAN AND BALDNESS PREVENTATION: APPARENTLY, THERE IS A LINK by Blanche Lo

April 2, 2007, IPCC FAQ PART DEUX (BURCH MIX): OR HOW TO CAPTURE THE CLIMATE CRAZE. by Sarah Burch

March 30, 2007, A CURMUDGEONLY CLARIFICATION OF “CAVITATION” AND A CALL TO CORRECT ALL CRACKING CONTENT by David J. W. Lauridsen, Jr.

March 29, 2007, TUBERCULOSIS AND THE BCG VACCINE: NOT QUITE GOOD ENOUGH by Stefanie Di Palma

March 28, 2007, OUR HUMOUR WRITING CONTEST – ONLY THREE DAYS LEFT by The Science Creative Quarterly

March 27, 2007, THE EVOLUTION OF DESIGN: ENGINEERING ENTERS THE BIOLOGICAL REVOLUTION by Joel Pel

March 26, 2007, WHEN IT’S O.K. TO ASK, “WHAT STINKS?” by Ciara Chamberlain

March 23, 2007, GRIMACE IS A G.M.O. by David Ng

March 22, 2007, MSG: MORE THAN MEETS THE TONGUE by Paul Lam

March 21, 2007, BUBBLES by Gwyneth Box

March 20, 2007, GLYCEROL STOCKS: THE FUTURE IS NOW by Lena Webb

March 19, 2007, SYSTEMS BIOLOGY: A SYSTEMS APPROACH TO UNDERSTANDING THE COMPLEXITY OF BIOLOGY by Gershom Edwin Samuel

March 16, 2007, JOURNAL CLUB FIND: SORT OF PUTS THE IDEA OF ‘FOOT MASSAGE’ INTO A WHOLE DIFFERENT LEAGUE by The Science Creative Quarterly

March 15, 2007, COMFORT FOOD AND YOU by David Lin

March 14, 2007, THE BUDDHA IS SMILING by Srinjay Chakravarti

March 13, 2007, THE 2007 SCIENCE SPRING SHOWDOWN – GAME ON! by The World's Fair

March 12, 2007, OUR SWEET ENDING: HEALTH CONSEQUENCES WITH HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP CONSUMPTION by Gary Yang

March 9, 2007, ARBORIS GILDIS by Robert Isenberg

March 8, 2007, ON WHOSE SHOULDERS WE STAND: REFLECTIONS ON A HISTORICAL DEBATE CONCERNING SCIENTIFIC ETHICS by Irene Yu

March 7, 2007, TRANSFUSION MEDICINE: THE BASIS AND THE FUTURE by Benjamin Lai

March 6, 2007, KIDS AND COMBUSTION by Janet D. Stemwedel

March 5, 2007, pH – A SCIENCE CREATIVE QUARTERLY PIN UP (NO. 2) by Timon Buys and Ian Wilson

March 2, 2007, AFRICAN LION FAMILY OBJECTS TO THEIR PORTRAYAL IN RECENT DISCOVERY CHANNEL DOCUMENTARY by Steve Caldes

March 1, 2007, MY LLAMA COULD BEAT UP YOUR LLAMA by Patrick Francis

February 28, 2007, HOW I GOT OUT OF WRITING AN ESSAY ON H.G. WELL’S THE TIME MACHINE. by Justin Kahn

February 28, 2007, HOW I GOT OUT OF WRITING AN ESSAY ON H.G. WELL’S THE TIME MACHINE. by Justin Kahn

February 27, 2007, THE NUDE MOUSE – A SCIENCE CREATIVE QUARTERLY PIN UP (NO. 1) by Benjamin Cohen and David Ng

February 26, 2007, A MISPLACED CHAPTER FROM THE BOOK OF GENESIS by Vince LiCata

February 23, 2007, A CHEMISTRY STUDENT’S INNER VOICE GUIDE TO ACID/BASE TITRATION by Cody Cobb

February 22, 2007, BILL HICK, SCIENCE PRICK, SERVES SUCKAS ON THE BLOCK by Eric Feezell and Danny Feezell

February 21, 2007, DENATURING GRADIENT GEL ELECTROPHORESIS (DGGE): AN OVERVIEW by Fatou Diarrassouba Ly

February 20, 2007, RUB-A-DUB-DUB, A POLAR BEAR IN A BATH TUB by Sam Skalak

February 19, 2007, RAMAN EFFECT by Srinjay Chakravarti

February 16, 2007, MALCOLM GLADWELL WRITES THE INTRODUCTION TO A NEW EDITION OF THE HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY by Hugh Powell

February 16, 2007, MALCOLM GLADWELL WRITES THE INTRODUCTION TO A NEW EDITION OF THE HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY by Hugh Powell

February 15, 2007, COMPARISONS OF THEORIES ON THE ORIGIN OF LANGUAGE: LANGUAGE ON THE BRAIN by Edward Ocampo-Gooding

February 14, 2007, LOVE IN THE LABORATORY by Charlie Hatton

February 13, 2007, BETWEEN A ROCK AND HARD PLACE by Murray Brozinsky

February 12, 2007, ORDER OF THE SCIENCE SCOUTS OF EXEMPLARY REPUTE AND ABOVE AVERAGE PHYSIQUE by the grace of all that is good about science

February 12, 2007, ORDER OF THE SCIENCE SCOUTS OF EXEMPLARY REPUTE AND ABOVE AVERAGE PHYSIQUE by the grace of all that is good about science

February 12, 2007, TOPICS DISCUSSED SO FAR by the Order of the Science Scouts of Exemplary Repute and Above Average Physiques (Vancouver Chapter)

February 9, 2007, AGRICULTURAL REVOLUTION by Lee Tang

February 8, 2007, WHY IS THE MORNING AFTER PILL CALLED THE MORNING AFTER PILL? by Eugene Yeung

February 7, 2007, THE THRILL OF THE RIDE: A BRIEF OVERVIEW OF THE HISTORY AND SCIENCE OF ROLLER COASTERS by Payam Mousavi

February 6, 2007, FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH EQUALS PHORPHYRA SP. (IT WOULDN’T HURT) by Penny White

February 6, 2007, FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH EQUALS PHORPHYRA SP. (IT WOULDN’T HURT) by Penny White

February 5, 2007, EBPR METAGENOMICS: THE SOLUTION TO POLLUTION IS BIOTECHNOLOGICAL REVOLUTION by Andrew Wylie

February 2, 2007, IF TREES COULD TALK by Randi Neff

February 1, 2007, ORGANIC FOODS – HEALTHY ALTERNATIVE OR JUST ANOTHER FAD? by Rosy Sun

January 31, 2007, ANYTIME by David Ng

January 30, 2007, THE PERCEPTION OF SCIENTISTS by Peter Eugster

January 29, 2007, MY NEW GRADUATE COURSE OFFERING by Vince LiCata

January 26, 2007, SEX AND SMARTS: UNDER-REPRESENTATION OF WOMEN AMONG SCIENCE AND ENGINEERING FACULTY by Megan McLaughlin

January 24, 2007, CREEPING INTO YOUR HEAD – A BRIEF INTRODUCTION TO MICROGLIA by Audrey Karperien

January 23, 2007, UNFORTUNATE CHAIN OF EVENTS LEADING UP TO PLUTO’S LOSS OF PLANETHOOD by Eric Feezell

January 22, 2007, BIOFUELS AND THE PROSPECT OF CONVERTING PLANT FIBRES INTO GASOLINE USING ENZYMES by Mads Hansen

January 19, 2007, THIS IS THE TRUTH by you (the reader)

January 19, 2007, THIS IS THE TRUTH: EDITS by you (the reader)

January 18, 2007, JOURNAL CLUB FIND: DNA = MUSIC, SERIOUSLY by The Science Creative Quarterly

January 17, 2007, HOW THE SWISS INVENTED CIVILIZATION by Laurence Hughes

January 16, 2007, THE SHAKING PALSY: A REVIEW OF PARKINSON’S DISEASE by Giorgia Tropini

January 15, 2007, TELOMERASE by Robert C. Dawson

January 12, 2007, IT’S A LUCKY THING FOR EVOLUTIONARY BIOLOGY THAT THE FOLLOWING PASSAGES AREN’T IN THE BIBLE by David Ng

January 11, 2007, ROADSIDE by S. Thomas Summers

January 10, 2007, PATHOGEN VIRULENCE: THE EVOLUTION OF SICKNESS by Momoko Price

January 9, 2007, OF COURSE PROTEINS TALK TO EACH OTHER by Lena Webb

January 6, 2007, PUZZLE FANTASTICA #2: NUMBERS-MIRROR-INSTRUMENTS by Benjamin Cohen and David Ng

January 5, 2007, A BRIEF HISTORY OF MY ON-GOING LOVE AFFAIR WITH SCIENCE by Patrick Francis

January 4, 2007, MY MASSIVE ROBOTIC NASA ARM by Gene Morgan

January 2, 2007, THE BIOTECH GAME OF LIFE by Kaan Biron, Stephanie Cheung, Arthur Kwan, Mei Mei Tian, Jane Wang, and Sara Wilcox

January 1, 2007, LIMULUS & CHARLIE by Jim Ruland

January 1, 2007, LIMULUS & CHARLIE by Jim Ruland

December 31, 2006, A GAME THEORETIC APPROACH TO THE TOILET SEAT PROBLEM by Richard Harter

December 30, 2006, WHITE COAT, WRONG TIME by Timon Buys

December 29, 2006, POLIO: A VIRUS’ STRUGGLE by James Weldon

December 28, 2006, A DIALOGUE WITH SARAH, AGED 3: IN WHICH IT IS SHOWN THAT IF YOUR DAD IS A CHEMISTRY PROFESSOR, ASKING “WHY” CAN BE DANGEROUS by Stephen McNeil

December 20, 2006, THE HOLIDAYS ARE NOT REALLY ABOUT SCIENCE by The Science Creative Quarterly

December 19, 2006, A BIO-CHRISTMAS CAROL by Vince LiCata

December 18, 2006, IS THERE A SANTA? by Paul Clarkson

December 15, 2006, IT’S A WONDERFUL LAB by Vince LiCata

December 14, 2006, T’WAS THE NIGHT ‘FORE THE CONFERENCE (A VISIT FROM SAINT AQUINAS) by Chris Long

December 13, 2006, RANT FROM A GLACIER – CONCERNED, BITTER, AND SOMEWHERE NEAR THE NORTH POLE by David Ng

December 12, 2006, TO ROXANNE AND CYRAN06 by Yasmin Elaine Waring

December 11, 2006, DESCENT OF DOG by Murray Brozinsky

December 8, 2006, TERRY’S WRITING CHALLENGE #2 by Terry 

December 7, 2006, BILL HICK, SCIENCE PRICK, HOUSES ON FOOLS by Eric Feezell

December 6, 2006, THE ANTI-VACCINE DISEASE: RANT OR REASON? by Jasmeen Bains

December 5, 2006, NEUROEROTICA by S. Kiume

December 4, 2006, DIGGING IN THE DIRT: IS THE STUDY OF THE RHIZOSPHERE RIPE FOR A SYSTEMS BIOLOGY APPROACH? by Andrew Wylie

December 1, 2006, DOLLY REDUX by Laurence Hughes

November 30, 2006, LIVING LA VIDA LOC(A): A BRIEF INSIGHT INTO THE WORLD OF “LAB ON A CHIP” AND MICROFLUIDICS by Carolina Tropini

November 29, 2006, KADATH: A VISION INTO THE AGE OF NANITES by David Finnessy

November 27, 2006, THE NIGHT BEFORE AN ORGANIC CHEMISTRY EXAM by Chris Long

November 24, 2006, ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE LAB: THE “REVIVARIN” STORY, WITH FIGURES by Vince LiCata

November 23, 2006, AN ENGINEER IN BIOLOGYLAND by Peter Eugster

November 22, 2006, A FABRICATED PAPER: DORIAN GRAY MICE – ON IMMORTAL MICE by The Science Creative Quarterly

November 21, 2006, SHOULD I TAKE TYLENOL, ADVIL OR ASPIRIN? by Eugene Yeung

November 20, 2006, HOT SCIENCE-Y GUY OF THE MONTH – JAMES DYSON by Melissa Bell

November 17, 2006, HAIKU (AGAIN) by The Science Creative Quarterly

November 16, 2006, NOW THAT I’M A ROBOT by Ralph Gamelli

November 15, 2006, PRACTICAL COROLLARIES TO HEISENBERG’S UNCERTAINTY PRINCIPLE by Dale Dobson

November 14, 2006, SCIENCE AND SCIENCE EDUCATION IN THE SOUTH by Anne Nguyen

November 11, 2006, PAPAVER ARGEMONE by The Science Creative Quarterly

November 10, 2006, CREATINE: FROM MUSCLE TO BRAIN by Peter W. Schutz

November 9, 2006, DAVE NG IS BOTH A SCIENTIST AND SOMEONE WHO WRITES NASTY REVIEWS ON BOOKS HE HASN’T ACTUALLY READ by David Ng

November 8, 2006, WHAT’S THE SCOOP? A QUANTITATIVE ANALYSIS OF KELLOGG’S RAISIN BRAN by Gregory J. Crowther, Ph.D. and Elizabeth A. Stahl, J.D.

November 7, 2006, LANGUAGE ACQUISITION AND “POOPIE” by Russell Bradbury-Carlin

November 6, 2006, IN THE MATTER OF DR. K: A POEM CREATED SOLELY FROM PHRASES IN AN ATTORNEY’S LETTER OF APPLICATION FOR A US GREEN CARD FOR ONE OF MY FORMER STUDENTS, IN THE SAME ORDER AS THEY APPEAR IN THE LETTER. by Vince LiCata