Scienceful types will find über-nerdy ways to pass the time regardless of the circumstances.
A bunch of scientists went to a bar after a day at a conference. Many consumed unspecified volumes of alcohol.
The next day, one of the authors found the following on a napkin he had pocketed:
Celebrities and Artists of the Excretory System
Nora Nephron (no relation to Zac Nephron)
Sarah Michelle Glomerular
Sharon (Renal Artery) Stenosis
Don “Loop of” Henle
Even after a day replete with talks and poster presentations and the subsequent consumption of alcohol-based beverages, scientists chose to recreate by attempting to meld pop culture with arcane terminology associated with a specific physiological process.
Scientists are dorks. Big ones.