HYPOTHESIS Scienceful types will find über-nerdy ways to pass the time regardless of the circumstances. MATERIALS AND METHODS: A bunch of scientists went to a bar after a day at a conference. Many consumed unspecified volumes of alcohol. RESULTS: The next day, one of the authors found the following on a napkin he had pocketed: Celebrities and Artists of the Excretory System Actors/Directors Kidney Pollack Sylverster Aldosterone Nora Nephron (no relation to Zac Nephron) Sarah Michelle Glomerular Robert Uric Sharon (Renal Artery) Stenosis Musicians Pissy Elliot Don “Loop of” Henle Filtrate Collins Micturate Jagger Renin DMC Urethra Franklin Authors Bladder-mir…