Originally under: DARTHOLOMEW VADER AND DROGO PROUDFOOT*, Department of philosophical biology, University of Tatooine at Mos Eiseley. * Direct correspondence to University of the South Farthing, Crickhollow, Buckland Middle Earth. (Also available as a pdf) * * * Abstract: We used computer flow models and high definition vertical and horizontal GPS to measure the stability of engineered Ent debris jams in deciduous forest streams. We tested the effect of in-situ buoyant, drag and Star Wars forces on the stability of Ent-derived jams. These results were compared to equivalent forces applied to debris jams made from simple large woody debris and…
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By Marty Melchior
Mr. Melchior is regional director for Inter-Fluve, where he specializes in stream restoration, dam removal, and large woody debris. He speaks entish, and enjoys racing hotwheels cars with his family, camping, hockey and playing bass in the Inter-Fluve company band and his progressive rock trio, Totem.