Avian leg flu. God is cruel and vengeful and this is how he really spends his Sundays. There is no “God”. Nor “legs”. Someone I know was jealous of my legs and recently found a lamp containing a genie. The Heisenberg uncertainty principle argues that something that is observed is forever changed by the mere act of being observed. In laymen’s terms, it means that once you see something it’s not the way it was before you saw it. Maybe I sawed them off. Times are tough. When I threw that penny into the well and thought I was wishing…