Zach Oberman's geek credentials include a degree in electrical engineering from Berkeley and an offhand knowledge that it costs three colorless mana and two white to cast a Serra Angel. His writing has been published on McSweeney's, Yankee Pot Roast, College Humor, Cracked, Crave Online and bulletin boards at both Crossroads Elementary and Lincoln Middle School. More of Zach's humor can be found at www.UnderpantsOnTheOutside.com, if you're into that sort of thing.