Overheard “If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful.” BT Laboratories’ analyst Ian Pearson on computer chips that would equip one boob with an MP3 player and the other with a person’s whole music collection. (Ananova.com) “As one judge put it, if a person knows or should know that eating copious orders of super-sized McDonald’s products is unhealthy and could result in weight gain, it is not the place of the law to protect them from their own excesses.” James Sensenbrenner, chairman of Judiciary Committee, on what has been called “The Cheeseburger Bill,” which…