By daledobson

Dale Dobson writes, animates and acts in the metropolitan Detroit area, and occasionally gets around to updating http://www.daledobson.com. His work has recently appeared online at Yankee Pot Roast, Opium, National Lampoon, and in The Wittenburg Door.

PRACTICAL COROLLARIES TO HEISENBERG’S UNCERTAINTY PRINCIPLE

The Cocktail Corollary No personal opinion may be freely expressed until a preliminary assessment of the listeners’ related opinions has been completed. The Sartorial Corollary The fashion value of any wardrobe-related purchase cannot be measured by its originator. The Trailer Corollary A motion picture’s true qualities cannot be measured until a ticket has been purchased, at which point opinion of the film will exist in an indeterminate state until the credits roll or the instrumentation leaves the theatre. The Flirtation Corollary No flirtatious comment or salacious remark may be unambiguously stated before the receptiveness of its target has been confirmed.…