By Kyle Davis

Kyle Davis is from Austin, TX and is a quadruple threat, though none of those threats involve singing, dancing, acting, or working in any way. He is self-taught in the areas of writing, breathing, and walking and has been previously published at Yankee Pot Roast.

WHEN ROBOTS RISE UP AGAINST US, DO YOU KNOW WHOSE SIDE YOU’LL BE ON?

It’s really very simple: you’ll want to be on the winning side. With that in mind we should look at a few notable factors and choose wisely. First, let’s think about sheer numbers. There are “robots” everywhere. But when the time comes, only anthropomorphic robots will give us any trouble. What’s a sentient printer going to do? Print slower? I’m not concerned. However, robots that look like us will surely learn to imitate us and eventually create a natural camouflage of poly-resin skin-like plastic that will make them invisible to us when they’re among us, if we haven’t already created…