(Evidence for FSM) A definitive, simple experiment that can be reproduced the world over with conclusive results: 1. Gather a group of people together. Officemates or family work. For good scientific sampling, though, get at least a sample size of 9 with a good mix of gender and race. 2. Ask the question, “How does everyone feel about Italian for dinner tonight?” 3. Observe how many affirmatives are posted in the group. From years of extensive, observed behavior, most people in the group will give positive answers like: – “Cool” – “Sounds good.” – “Sure.” – “I guess.” – “Anything…
The Science Creative Quarterly
By louskriba
Lou Skriba was an overweight, bespeckled lad that had one friend in grade school. During high school, he became addicted to Yanni and Dungeons & Dragons. College didn't see Lou amount to much, with him skipping more than half of his classes and doing the bare minimum to scrape by for a diploma from Northwestern University in Comp Sci. Upon his debt-ridden graduation, he eased into a cushy programming job where he proceeded to not... do... much...
Yeah. Umm...
Until this GIANT tanker of TOXIC WASTE like totally flipped over onto his car one day! In the resultant humongous explosion, Lou gained super powers like ice beams and really fast flight and that WAY COOL personal wind thing. You know, the one that keeps your hair looking great and out of your face like Ryu in Street Fighter II. And then he went around saving burning orphans from burning orphanages and doing some totally sweet photo shoots afterwards where he met a bunch of super models.
He thinks one of them is named Sheila.