– FROM THE ARCHIVE – QAJAOG: Greetings, Captain Zabujek. ZABUJEK: Your eminence, Emperor Qajaog, I am honored by this private audience. QAJAOG: Captain, word of your exploits has reached the farthest reaches of the Federated Republic of the Empire. Is it true that you have ventured to the planet called Earth? ZABUJEK: It is true, Your Sliminess. We have journeyed millions of light years and returned safely to report our findings. QAJAOG: Go on. ZABUJEK: As you know, our study required two simple, working-class humans from a small, remote mountain town. Men, of course, preferably gullible and childless and mildly…
in which, with respect to our name, we are as confused as you are
By robertisenberg
Robert Isenberg is a writer and actor. He writes about TV and travel for MSN.com. He is co-founder of the Hodgepodge Society comedy troupe (www.hodgepodgesociety.com) and co-author of The Pittsburgh Monologue Project, published last year. Originally from Vermont, he lives happily in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.