(Wherein the Empire of State Government attacks the Academic Alliance) Characters: Darth Governor (feel free to replace “Governor” with the name of your state’s Governor) Senator Professor Leia Dean Luke Chancellor Yoda The Emperor Queen Amadala – – – Darth Governor and a Senator enter (Darth Vader music). Darth Governor: The Academic Alliance has thwarted you again Senator. They have misled you with all their talk of how the Empire is crippling the university. Senator: But Lord Governor, they say that by crippling the university we are hurting the Empire. Darth Governor: Of course they say that, but you are…