chrislong

William Christopher Long was born in Maryland, grew up in Botswana, and graduate from high school in Kenya. He received a BS in biology from Wheaton College (IL) in 2000. Currently he spends most of his time playing in the mud, hoping that if he gets wet and dirty enough, the College of William and Mary will give him a PhD in Marine Biology. He is married to a beautiful woman with multiple degrees in English (who can magically correct sentences containing equations she doesn’t understand), and is the proud father of a voracious daughter (cheeses of the world beware) and a gestating fetus.