For Immediate Release North Pole – December 12, 2011 – Against advice from Mrs. Claus and 62% of the elves, Santa Claus today excoriated what he called the irresponsible and inflammatory rhetoric of overeducated physicists with nothing better to do than employ fancy mathematical equations in an effort to deny children a sense of wonder. I am beside myself, Santa said. Literally, I’m standing next to myself. How can the supposed brilliant and creative minds at Fermilab not only question my existence but proclaim it impossible? Here’s their proof: Theorem: Santa does not exist. Assume: a) Using simple math and…
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By murraybrozinsky
Murray works to bring technology to reality and writes to bring science to fiction. His writing has appeared in numerous journals, including: 3711 Atlantic, Ascent Aspirations, Brink, Business 2.0, Danse Macabre, decomP, Defenestration, Duck & Herring Pocket Field Guides, Laughter Loaf, Opium Magazine, Peeks & Valleys, Prose Toad, Rumble, Science Creative Quarterly, Shine Journal, The Big Jewel, Wired Magazine, Word Riot,Yankee Pot Roast, and other wonderfully recondite literary magazines. Murray has undergraduate and graduate degrees in philosophy, economics, and engineering from the University of Pennsylvania and Northwestern University.