“I heard there’s free booze in concourse A from 6:00 to 6:15!” * * * “Yes, I agree that your work casts doubt on the validity of my methods, but I think you’re missing the point…” * * * “There’s nothing worthwhile this afternoon, I’m going to the bar” “But the whole session is based on your thesis topic!” “Meh.” * * * “Uh-huh… Right… Look: I just took a job at [name of giant pharmaceutical company removed]. I really don’t care any more.” * * * “Yes, this is the same suit as yesterday. When a guy pulls down…
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By timonian
Timon Buys is currently a graduate student at the BC Cancer Research Centre. His PhD work has thus far involved attempts to identify genomic signatures of drug resistance in lung tumours. A product of Vancouver Island, he cannot understand why his wife hates Birkenstocks so much. Timon highly recommends that readers visit www.bedroomstudio.cc, a place with tunes that the kids will enjoy. Ian Wilson enjoys climbing and “the group thing”. Ask him about his DNA tattoo.